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matthewie.bsky.social
I’m not really a cat. I’m a 36yo bear.
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submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

WWIII is 100% Pakistan’s fault. Can’t change my mind.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Update: I am now pescatarian + goat. Who knew goats were cheap and delicious?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Finding out The Carter VI was produced by the Hamilton guy makes it make so much more sense. Still ass though.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If we’ve learned anything from all this, it’s that we can bully WWE into doing stuff while they’re broke.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Update. Got the job. Start next Monday!

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Guys, I might have got a new job! Just waiting on the background check. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Was washing dishes and my pointer finger ring exploded and flew across the room.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment