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I bet Trump and Vance both gave a standing O when Enjolras and the other students at the barricade were gunned down by the cops.
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Normally, I wouldn't support ageism and ableism, but he made fun of Biden for the exact same thing, so this is funny as hell.
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Hegseth: Gavin Newscum is a doo-doo head and he eats his own boogers!
Republican voters: Finally, some sane and mature leadership in this country.
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But that's not what the voters want. They want to punish the brown people who work the jobs no one else will for 2 bucks an hour. They also want to lose their own healthcare and retirement benefits and all give all our monet to billionaires. Because that'll make us all rich, somehow.
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Disagreeing with the current political party in power without killing? TERRORISM! What do we do with terrorists? KILL THEM!
Yeah, I see where this is going.
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They can watch the rest of the world from El Salvador while they finish the hat.
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🎵 Sunday
By the blue purple yellow red water
And a soft Nazi fascist scum ass
With tear gas! 🎵
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"Knicked"is a possibility. But remember, Trump is in the WWE Hall of Fame. If you're not familiar with the term, look up "getting color." He learned from some of the best.
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Ironic that they kidnapped the man who played Davis Seaworth, a hero who saved lives by smuggling food to people being inhumanely starved out behind a blockade, for smuggling food to people being inhumaely starved out behind a blockade.
Netanyahu is The Mad King.
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Did you know you should replace the water supply line on your toilet every five to ten years? I found that out after I came home from work and it was raining in my kitchen 😩
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Grape Ape, I'm not a Banana Split, I'm just in a crossover. NOWGEDDOUTTAHERE!
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Police officers defending American freedoms? Let my violent mob murder them.
Peaceful protesters defending American freedoms? Let my violent mob murder them.
The only difference is that now, he thinks he has a mandate to kill the people he's been elected to represent.
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Well, we're all going to die. Most of us are just going to die starving on the streets now.
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I still have a Twitter account. I need it for work, but I never use it on me time.
Today, I used it on me time. And it looks like about a 60/40 split in Trump's favor.
MAGA seems conflicted.
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I have cooked without the aid of an air fryer exactly once in the past three years, and that's only because you can't air fryer soup.
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I also read this and was surprised that Australia's worst breakdancer was invested in Iowa politics.
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By KKKaroline Leavitt's trajectory, Trump's immigration policy has now saved -- are you ready for this, media? -- eleventy-gazillon American lives.
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Yes. Sigfredo Alvarez Ceja has been arrested and charged with murder. He also posted the $200,000 bond and is being released from jail. He will be on house arrest while awaiting trial. Police claim they have no evidence to charge him with a hate crime.
And justice for all, my ass.
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Despite Senator Mullin's inability to grasp first-grade-level English, and despite Secretay McMahon misunderstanding of her own department, covfefe
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"We are all going to die, but YOU are going to die in poverty and possibly gulags while WE enjoy life on your dime" is the GOP platform.
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Who has time to drive a Tesla when they're bara bada bastu, bastu?
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How it started: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to beathe free."
How it's going: "Give me five million dollars."
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Covering up the truth about HIV/AIDS and letting it blow up into an epidemic that has killed more than 700,000 Americans to date is absolutely traitorous behavior.
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Remember: Donald Trump is in the WWE Hall of Fame.
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youtu.be/Dkq7WZTzkLQ?...
I've been thinking of this scene from Scrooge a lot the past seven months.
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Remember when the right accused Obama of designing a death panel to kill off the elderly? More preemptive gaslighting from the GOP.
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Breaking news: a thorough journalistic investigation finds that a former president, age 82, is old.
Well, not BREAKING news. My friends have been plugging it for weeks. And you have to pay for it. But I worked so hard on it, you guys!
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And that just isn't CNN's M.O. anymore.
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There is no unbiased journalism because journalists are people. However, a big part of the art of pure journalism is learning to keep those biases in check, and doing so without fear usually requires the backing of media companies brave enough to stick up for fairness.
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Tansut. That dude has no idea what's going on most of the time, which would definitely make his party planning memorable.
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Brak's not animated to do that.
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That's one interpretation of what happened. A much more accurate assessment is that a reporter asked Trump to address a name that half his people are calling him, and he instead decided to shoot the messenger, looking incredibly thin-skinned and weak in the process.
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And they made such a stink when Ruffles almost got her degree from Greendale Community College.
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Maybe we could just, I dunno, reallocate that money back to Medicaid and the VA and Social Security and stuff?
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If they let there be another Dem president.
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Because the napalm girl alone didn't get us out of the war. It also took the Ohio National Guard unloading their rifles on American college students, killing four.
But if it happened today, MAGA would probably dance on their graves.
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Oh... good. So, he's on our side now? I guess the war is won.
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I mean, yeah, but Nazis are also back now, somehow, and they're publicly marching in predominantly black neighborhoods while being protected by the police. So I'm not sure we won't that normalization fight.
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Loved your autobiography and can't wait to get this one too!
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And yes, I'm employed.
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I just had to take my kid to Urgent Care for the first time since going on Medicaid. With the number of hoops I've had to jump through to apply through the county health board, set us up through the Medicaid system, and fill out forms at the doctor's office, I don't believe fraud is even possible.
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Teenager: I know some real POS homophobes.
Tennessee Christian Prep School: You can't talk about us like that!
Teenager: Not you.
Tennessee Christian Prep School: No, us too. Now we're gonna oppress you, but thanks for the tuition money.
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Oh, Ron, don't you know promoting empathy, hope, and love is now classified as anti-Christian hate speech?
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Please hire me to prosecute somebody. I'm so broke 😢
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Plenty are. Unitarian Universalists, Presbyterian Church USA, United Church of Christ, and several branches of the Episcopal Church have publicly opposed Trump's policies. Seriously, seek out liberal Christian pastors on TikTok and ye shall find a buttload of them.
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Kind of ignoring that whole "welcome the foreigner" order too.
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Oh, they didn't forget, they just decided he was a drug addict, which means you deserve to die if you're black, but you deserve sympathy if you're a rich, white, conservative radio or television show host.