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She/her, Mom (human & dogs), Nonna, Reader Extraordinaire, Senior Family Law Paralegal, Murder TV Aficionado, Professional Student, Sock Knitter. I was once called "Atilla the Hun's Mother" and "Satan's Child" by a co-worker. LGBTQ+ and BIPOC ally. INFJ.
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I'm having a sucky Monday (as evidenced by my posted rant a few minutes ago). I'm going to order some flower seeds & bulbs from Eden Brothers in order to give myself something to look forward to & brighten my day. I'm thinking snapdragon, sweet william, pansies & daffodils should do the trick.

A client just called to yell at me for billing him when he calls me b/c "you're not my fucking attorney!" (1) I'm a senior litigation paralegal with 40 years experience, about 30 years more than your attorney. I know more about your case than he does because I prepare everything and he shows up in

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Those North boys who used to tear up the roads in St. Mary's, West Virginia (Appalachian Mountains). The fella with the light blue shirt & crossed arms is my Gpa N (on the far left), the man, the legend. The man who spawned the man who spawned me.

All of yesterday’s general anesthesia and IV pain medicine just violently exited my body. It was as much fun as it sounds.

Okay knittybuddies-how would execute the following instructions (I’m knitting Rift by Jacqueline Cieslak): “W/o knitting them, sl the 1st st on the LH needle over the 2nd st to bind off…” If it matters, this is being done a RS (knit) row of stockinette knitting. #knittersofbluesky #blueskyknitters

Note to users of Ozempic and like drugs, whether for treatment of diabetes, or weight loss... If you're having a procedure that is going to require general anesthesia, know that you will need to be on a clear liquid diet for a full 24 hours prior to your procedure.

Spent the day in Tyson's yesterday, at The Galleria, celebrating Italian style. Sit-down dinner at Maggione's Little Italy in The Portofino Room. Good food, better wine, excellent friends. Two graduations and three birthdays. I'm tired today, but it was such a lovely way to spend a day.