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we need more sports On Here, not less. I know multiple people who stick with The Bad Place solely because it has better Sports Stuff. side note: entering my Capitalizing Weirdly Era

got that incompetent fraud vote sewed up

Hi, Sorry for the delay in responding to your email. There's just...a lot going on right now. -xoxo What's going on right now:

for reasons™️, I’d like to point out that three all-timer kennedy center honors occurred in 2009-2012: paul mccartney, bruce springsteen, and mofo led zeppelin not a dry eye in the house

ngl, the reason I keep coming back here is the ⚖️ community and the excellent people like @cseguin03.bsky.social

Folks, it has been a wild few days in the world. For the next 30 minutes, 1 like = 1 kind word about someone on here.

I came here and everybody knew me.

look at our guy

It makes me happy, so that’s good

I like to think I’d never kill someone, but if I was ever to snap, it’d probably be in the produce section at HEB on a sunday afternoon

bush: we’re going to war on extremely questionable intel trump 2: hold our beers, suckas #vibevibeIII

as a longhorn and a houstonian, I support this

going to walk up to someone, punch them in the face, and then go "now is the time for peace!" and see how it works out

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

ah yes the nobel peace prize for war

where were you when wwiii started? appropriately we were watching murderbot

fingerprints = ecto-slime

Unrelated but Vance is singing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You" in this photo.

in a bit of #goodnews, wife’s rose garden is slamming bangers

“I asked grok.” “I asked chatgpt.” so I asked the oracle of delphi and he said I don’t know anything.

okay but who is going to say in shean connery, pincshe pendejo

SWE-ET MUSIC, NEIL BUM BUM BUM