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we need more sports On Here, not less. I know multiple people who stick with The Bad Place solely because it has better Sports Stuff. side note: entering my Capitalizing Weirdly Era

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got that incompetent fraud vote sewed up

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Hi, Sorry for the delay in responding to your email. There's just...a lot going on right now. -xoxo What's going on right now:

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for reasons™️, I’d like to point out that three all-timer kennedy center honors occurred in 2009-2012: paul mccartney, bruce springsteen, and mofo led zeppelin not a dry eye in the house

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ngl, the reason I keep coming back here is the ⚖️ community and the excellent people like @cseguin03.bsky.social

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Folks, it has been a wild few days in the world. For the next 30 minutes, 1 like = 1 kind word about someone on here.

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I came here and everybody knew me.

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look at our guy

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It makes me happy, so that’s good

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I like to think I’d never kill someone, but if I was ever to snap, it’d probably be in the produce section at HEB on a sunday afternoon

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bush: we’re going to war on extremely questionable intel trump 2: hold our beers, suckas #vibevibeIII

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as a longhorn and a houstonian, I support this

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going to walk up to someone, punch them in the face, and then go "now is the time for peace!" and see how it works out

submitted 2 days ago • 30 comments

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

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ah yes the nobel peace prize for war

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where were you when wwiii started? appropriately we were watching murderbot

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fingerprints = ecto-slime

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Unrelated but Vance is singing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You" in this photo.

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in a bit of #goodnews, wife’s rose garden is slamming bangers

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“I asked grok.” “I asked chatgpt.” so I asked the oracle of delphi and he said I don’t know anything.

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okay but who is going to say in shean connery, pincshe pendejo

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SWE-ET MUSIC, NEIL BUM BUM BUM

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