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i am BEGGING you before you pop off about paywalls to go to your local library's website and scroll through their digital resources. mine gives me access to NYT, WSJ, WaPo and if its linked with PressReader or a similar app, all the news magazines, sports, fashion, hobby etc. FOR FREE.

This dude 100% sends a For Your Consideration reel to Stockholm every year

I'm having to explain to foreigners that in the folkways of our culture "two weeks" means we're not doing this. #infrastructureweek #Geertz #nothappening

Well, that's good news. He's literally never done anything he said he'd do in two weeks.

The New York Times is, sneakily, one of the most anti-trans organizations in the country

we are so fucking dead

The regime has posted signs at Manzanar, the WWII concentration camp for Japanese Americans, asking visitors to report "negative" historical interpretations. Hard to imagine a positive interpretation but it's probably just an excuse to shut down the park. www.sfgate.com/california-p...

“I’ll believe it when I see it.” No, actually, you never will. He could grab you by the shoulders and say “I voted for your dad, you know” and you’d blow it off. Everybody knows you lie like you breathe, and the ones who wouldn’t rather believe the lie know it’s a waste of time to call it out.

This is what they say WHILE SELLING CELL PHONES

This is ghoulish. That's all I can say about it.

Apple has to be ELATED today. If Trump keeps going after them to make iPhones in the US, they'll just post a photo of this cheap Chinese abomination with his name on it, and it'll be game over. www.theverge.com/news/687418/...

And light rail doesn't even go to the Eastside yet

VOA Farsi coming back online: "*shuffling papers* Hey guys, we're back. What a spring, huh? We've been so busy over here. Anyway, who's up for some regime change?"

"I'm special because I have the secret knowledge" is how cults are formed, for millennia. What we have here is a lot of socially isolated young men (mostly) whose egos are tied up in being Smarter Than You, who identify with the only ones they can talk to: each other, and LLMs.

"We just needed a country category that's more, you know... *draws circle around face* traditional"

I do have to say that ripping one's opponent's heart out and showing it beating in one's hand is a strong intro to NYC mayoral politics

I have seen little mention by anyone, including Sen. Padilla, about what Noem said right before he interrupted: The federal occupying force will not leave LA until, by its sole determination, the city and state is obeying their made-up rules over their own state or local officials or policies.

Aiming for the calf or the back of the knees is a) tremendously painful and dangerous, b) completely chickenshit (you're shooting them in the back!), and c) something they've done to at least two foreign journalists since yesterday

Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor. He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down. The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him. This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies

living in new orleans for hurricane season and the FEMA director doesn’t know what hurricane season is

This is hi-lar-i-ous. Seattle city councilwoman is quitting in the middle of her term because she tried removing ethics policies against voting on issues where council members have DIRECT financial conflicts of interest... and constitutents were _mean_ to her over it.

Please just block me if you think setting Jewish civilians on fire is good praxis. Save us both the trouble.

Happy first sunburn of the year to those who celebrate

“If people can’t trust that the data they are giving the government will be protected, (and believe) that it will be used for things other than what they gave it for, it will lead to a crisis of trust,” EFF’s @mariotrujillo.bsky.social told @nytimes.com.

Bad news for those who picked May 30 in the “Vance states a salient fact that is actually true” pool

Once Altman gets him on the horn to explain how much this will kill AI talent here, Trump will definitely chicken out again.

Why, it's almost as if he... doesn't have the legal right to do what he's doing?? Really concerned this might prevent him from doing whatever the fuck he feels like, all the time, to everyone, everywhere

On the one hand, I believe everyone is worthy of compassion. On the other, compassion doesn’t involve ignoring the laws of cause and effect and letting people continue to hurt themselves and others. Like, my dude, dudeliest of dudes, get some fucking help immediately.

these knobs are upset that they have to at least pretend to be doing work, which isn't as much fun as being a hateful trolling asshole all day on the internet most of these guys won't last a year

Once again time for my favorite GIF

This. But for everything