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Oh yeah "President Trump to address the nation at 10 pm Saturday night" is really what I was hoping to avoid

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Marines being deployed to LA? I didn't think there was any oil left there

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Let's convince Hegseth that since the word "Admiral" comes from Arabic we should be calling them Wet Generals

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Does anybody have background on a billboard on the south side of I-10 facing west-bound traffic between Lafayette and Lake Charles with a script font reading "You've Got This" on a blue or green background?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

MHABXO? HMBAOX?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I'm probably gonna be the first guy sent to Salvadoran concentration camp because my CPAP machine's networked maintenance function narcs me out

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 43 days ago • 7 comments

Scott Bessent looks like the bastard love child of Will Ferrell's Harry Caray and Dana Carvey's Church Lady

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.

submitted 47 days ago • 988 comments

Sitcom idea: a team of 20-something Whitehouse Big Ballses having to negotiate between ever wilder presidential orders and reality

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Could be worse, he could have been watching Escape From New York

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Cinco de Quatro!

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Beautiful ❤️

submitted 55 days ago • 5 comments

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

submitted 52 days ago • 180 comments

You gotta know that Hegseth had at least one other Yemen strike Signal chat going on with a girlfriend

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

How much do you think Elon will spend in the papal election?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments