mattnelsen.com
Featherless biped
Anti-Maga
Cocoa Beach, Florida
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Liverpool FC, Houston Astros, Texas Aggies
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Well that's a shame. I was looking forward to reports of smart ass kids asking the teacher which day specifically is the Sabbath day.
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But isn't that when the new health care plan comes out?
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often much further away than we are
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There's a proctologist in Houston named Dr. Butts
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Type set in the future is one of my favorites
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Maybe "undead themes"?
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Couldn't have Hollywood set up some kind of Operation President Truman Show for him back in 2021? Let him redecorate Whitehouse sets and all the camp stuff he loves and once a week someone dressed like a general could ask him what to do about the situation in Mongolia and they'd say good idea sir
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I'm always a bit suspicious of anyone eager to explain the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia
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I think the guy that changed his religion to his boss's instead of his wife's will probably do whatever Thiel tells him to do
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You've got a clear national security argument and most of SpaceX's gear is stored at Canaveral and Vandenberg. No idea how much engineering and procurement documentation is in NASA's hands though
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Elon about to fall out a window?
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They used to nationalize industries critical to national security
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How do I like this post twice?
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The USS Hegseth will be the first ship in the navy to be powered exclusively by ethanol
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I'm sorry but Hobby Lobby has been collecting cuneiform tablets? Who's their CEO, L. Bob Rife?
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Where's my bowel disruptor?
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Paying off sexual assault judgements?
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Mike Johnson is why we had "unctuous" as a vocabulary word when I was a kid
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You wanna fucking complain in your air-conditioned house on your cellular device about how it’s too dang tough and you just can’t do it?
Fuck you. Pay some respect to the history that brought you here. Fight.
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Shai Hulud!
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If his Secret Service codename isn't "CAPSLOCK" what is even the point?
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What happens when he watches Escape From New York?
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Remember when he spray painted his head to try to get Daddy Trump to love him?
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Cocoa Beach was $3 on Saturday
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Probably be offered to John Bolton again and he'll probably take it
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👊🏻🇺🇸🔥
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Maybe try focusing on the people shooting up schoolyards and the weapons manufacturers enabling them?
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Something tells me there's a tariff carve-out for red hats
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22 million pills is enough to kill 119 million people? Does CVS sell some sort of 6-way pill splitter?
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Most I'll accept is 50 dogs' lives saved by giving Kristi Noem a full-time job away from the gravel pit
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I'm kind of surprised he hasn't signed an order yet changing the "English" language to "American"
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Can you help a Yank out and tell me who these folks are?
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Turbulent priest
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"The Emperor's Will on Coruscant is represented by two separate yet equally important groups, the Administrators who identify Rebel Scum and the Stormtroopers who carry out the sentence"