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Sounders, Arsenal, Pinball. Not always in that order. Seattle.
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Thank you @mariners.com we needed it win win win win win

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Wait how dare something good happen in politics I'm not prepared for it

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Tacoma wyd

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

9 is even more than 7

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Holy shit

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Uh this is too easy, here's the best trilogy: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) , Life of Pi (2012) , The Life of Chuck (2025)

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

#upthebridges fit today t-shirt and Jordans

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

this is objectively true the college basketball atmosphere is awesome and there's nothing like a march madness cinderella anywhere else in the sports world but basketball-wise, unless you have a fetish for seeing a bunch of semi-athletic kids clanking three pointers, the nba is obviously better

submitted 12 hours ago • 14 comments

Celtics absolutely cleaning house to get under that tax. Jrue Holiday already gone. Funny stuff.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Huge news today: Big Balls Out. Also, Big Balls Out.

submitted 12 hours ago • 206 comments

(Taps sign)

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

Few things give me more bantz pleasure than sad frowning Harry Kane

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan

submitted 19 hours ago • 77 comments

Wooooo!

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

fuming at these screaming kids again, please just shut the fuck up and stop screeching in my neighborhood also please someone fall off a swingset again

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

*david attenborough voice* the sea floor is teeming with life

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Well they delayed the album again but NEW STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO SONGS ON YOUTUBE there's 3 of them.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

That was super fun, go see it. Much better than the last couple. Very funny. BIG FUCKIN DINOS.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's a good thing I've not been soundering cuz I would've been removed from the ECS section today for yelling croissant too much.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Tonight's movie: Screen Unseen! It's a mystery! Avert your eyes to avoid the reveal! It was leaked. It's the new Jurassic Park! With 100% less of the annoying Chris Pratt!

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Evergreen

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They’re going to try to make you feel insane for opposing this war. They’ll ignore protests and downplay any opposition. They’ll try to strongarm you into submission. They did it with Iraq and they’ll do it again. And then a few years later they’ll pretend they were with you all along.

submitted 3 days ago • 166 comments

Alexi Lalas fucking blows. Must've been 15 years ago he refused to drink tequila with me, that was before he went full chud. If he would've accepted that invite i could've helped him. Alas. Fucking prick he is.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

low-tide fred on the beach

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

*clears throat* CAL FUCKIN RALEIGH

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Kevin Durant baffles me. If the Sonics had stayed I honestly think he'd still be here. Yet he just gets traded every few years. Strange career.

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Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.

submitted 2 days ago • 181 comments

I mean. The world is new.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Save ferris was so good I'm dying go to shows

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm in love sorry save ferris rules

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Save ferris more like late ferries

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Here's my view of Save Ferris I'm not posting anything else becaus I am having the best t day

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment