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Post someone who looks good in glasses

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Just grand champion scored my Labyrinth pinball that lives with me in my office. Please clap.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Desperately need to know the middle name

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Good. Giroud deserves better.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Are we there yet

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Voters: can you pay 50 cents more in taxes to pay for vegetables for children and agree not to defraud the elderly on their electrical bills Wall Street Guy: OH LIKE THE KILLING FIELDS?!?! LIKE THE KHMER ROUGE?!?!

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Thank you @mariners.com we needed it win win win win win

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Wait how dare something good happen in politics I'm not prepared for it

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Tacoma wyd

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9 is even more than 7

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Holy shit

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Uh this is too easy, here's the best trilogy: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) , Life of Pi (2012) , The Life of Chuck (2025)

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#upthebridges fit today t-shirt and Jordans

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

this is objectively true the college basketball atmosphere is awesome and there's nothing like a march madness cinderella anywhere else in the sports world but basketball-wise, unless you have a fetish for seeing a bunch of semi-athletic kids clanking three pointers, the nba is obviously better

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Celtics absolutely cleaning house to get under that tax. Jrue Holiday already gone. Funny stuff.

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Huge news today: Big Balls Out. Also, Big Balls Out.

submitted 1 day ago • 212 comments

(Taps sign)

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

Few things give me more bantz pleasure than sad frowning Harry Kane

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan

submitted 1 day ago • 78 comments

Wooooo!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

fuming at these screaming kids again, please just shut the fuck up and stop screeching in my neighborhood also please someone fall off a swingset again

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david attenborough voice the sea floor is teeming with life

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Well they delayed the album again but NEW STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO SONGS ON YOUTUBE there's 3 of them.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

That was super fun, go see it. Much better than the last couple. Very funny. BIG FUCKIN DINOS.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It's a good thing I've not been soundering cuz I would've been removed from the ECS section today for yelling croissant too much.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Tonight's movie: Screen Unseen! It's a mystery! Avert your eyes to avoid the reveal! It was leaked. It's the new Jurassic Park! With 100% less of the annoying Chris Pratt!

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Evergreen

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They’re going to try to make you feel insane for opposing this war. They’ll ignore protests and downplay any opposition. They’ll try to strongarm you into submission. They did it with Iraq and they’ll do it again. And then a few years later they’ll pretend they were with you all along.

submitted 4 days ago • 166 comments

Alexi Lalas fucking blows. Must've been 15 years ago he refused to drink tequila with me, that was before he went full chud. If he would've accepted that invite i could've helped him. Alas. Fucking prick he is.

Post someone who looks good in glasses

Just grand champion scored my Labyrinth pinball that lives with me in my office. Please clap.

Desperately need to know the middle name

Good. Giroud deserves better.

Are we there yet

Voters: can you pay 50 cents more in taxes to pay for vegetables for children and agree not to defraud the elderly on their electrical bills Wall Street Guy: OH LIKE THE KILLING FIELDS?!?! LIKE THE KHMER ROUGE?!?!

Thank you @mariners.com we needed it win win win win win

Wait how dare something good happen in politics I'm not prepared for it

Tacoma wyd

9 is even more than 7

Holy shit

Uh this is too easy, here's the best trilogy: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) , Life of Pi (2012) , The Life of Chuck (2025)

#upthebridges fit today t-shirt and Jordans

this is objectively true the college basketball atmosphere is awesome and there's nothing like a march madness cinderella anywhere else in the sports world but basketball-wise, unless you have a fetish for seeing a bunch of semi-athletic kids clanking three pointers, the nba is obviously better

Celtics absolutely cleaning house to get under that tax. Jrue Holiday already gone. Funny stuff.

Huge news today: Big Balls Out. Also, Big Balls Out.

(Taps sign)

Few things give me more bantz pleasure than sad frowning Harry Kane

i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan

Wooooo!

fuming at these screaming kids again, please just shut the fuck up and stop screeching in my neighborhood also please someone fall off a swingset again

david attenborough voice the sea floor is teeming with life

Well they delayed the album again but NEW STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO SONGS ON YOUTUBE there's 3 of them.

That was super fun, go see it. Much better than the last couple. Very funny. BIG FUCKIN DINOS.

It's a good thing I've not been soundering cuz I would've been removed from the ECS section today for yelling croissant too much.

Tonight's movie: Screen Unseen! It's a mystery! Avert your eyes to avoid the reveal! It was leaked. It's the new Jurassic Park! With 100% less of the annoying Chris Pratt!

Evergreen

They’re going to try to make you feel insane for opposing this war. They’ll ignore protests and downplay any opposition. They’ll try to strongarm you into submission. They did it with Iraq and they’ll do it again. And then a few years later they’ll pretend they were with you all along.

Alexi Lalas fucking blows. Must've been 15 years ago he refused to drink tequila with me, that was before he went full chud. If he would've accepted that invite i could've helped him. Alas. Fucking prick he is.

low-tide fred on the beach

clears throat CAL FUCKIN RALEIGH