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We just saw the biggest one-month surge in economic expectations since the GFC

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telling people to kill themselves isn’t biocosmist because the first rule is live forever

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Back on my incandescent bulb bullshit

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

RIP currents, you would have loved Ocean Beach

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

Lol I got a multiweek ban on Twitter for attending a police brutality protest but go off

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

Bluesky is alive

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Soap dispenser style pump action for pancake batter

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the people who told me that this dynamic doesn’t exist and that I’m imagining a bullying problem need to check the quotes/replies to this b

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

Wow I feel so much better now that my drugs have kicked in

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The “lets tell anyone we dont like to kill themselves” crowd are not welcome here sorry

submitted 1 day ago • 56 comments

You can just sudo things.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Legalist cat: Cao Cao

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I have been here since before that word existed and I will tell you right now they are called tweets. calling them skeets is cheugy millennial steven universe bullshit and I refuse to participate

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Fun to open an actual dead tree newspaper and see my friend quoted in an A1 article

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Don't let me catch you posting selfies on here

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Parade today

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This is actually good, I’ve seen a fair number of this sort of kid get religious, chill out substantially bc they LARP too hard and actually end up believing the “god is love” stuff, then get gf and find more interesting things to do than be obnoxious online

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Bro, real 😬

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A story in three acts

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As a boy growing up on a farm in Michigan Henry Ford was fascinated by the steam engines used in agricultural work. This spark shaped the modern world. If you want a new generation of industrial and scientific progress the only way is to get your tech in front of kids.

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This is good at least

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Complexity is often indicative of bad engineering Particularly in the case of ASML

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Help help help I’m trapped in Veridian City

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“Hi, welcome to Applebee’s! How’s your day so far?” i’m not going to discuss that with you “Go ahead and choose any open table you like, we also have seats available at the bar!” am i free to go? “Can I get you started with anything? Our Famous Boneless Wings, perhaps?” lawyer

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