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deeply enjoying this vibe in manhattan lately

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"Crocodiles predate wildebeests" is true for both meanings of predate.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Degrowth, btw, means every disabled person you know who needs refrigerated biotherapies to survive dies from supply chain interruptions. It’s not just a death cult, but a call to genocide for people who don’t have the privilege of being antifragile in a dilapidated economy.

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

glad I live on the immortal internet where links never expire

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I got popcorn lung from illuminating manuscripts

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I’m a sensitive man, but I’m not so young anymore

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Just bought $30 of cooling credits from @MakeSunsets a month. Along with £80 to @farmkind_giving that's much of the harm I do offset. Some thoughts below:

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Oh Good this is thoroughly diagrammed en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossar...

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

idk who needs to hear this, please do not do financial crime.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

plastic surgery is transhumanism

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Meet Marvin the Matic Vacuum

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I get to see a big computer today

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

We just saw the biggest one-month surge in economic expectations since the GFC

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

telling people to kill themselves isn’t biocosmist because the first rule is live forever

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Back on my incandescent bulb bullshit

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

RIP currents, you would have loved Ocean Beach

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Lol I got a multiweek ban on Twitter for attending a police brutality protest but go off

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Bluesky is alive

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Soap dispenser style pump action for pancake batter

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 51 comments

the people who told me that this dynamic doesn’t exist and that I’m imagining a bullying problem need to check the quotes/replies to this b

submitted 11 days ago • 32 comments

Wow I feel so much better now that my drugs have kicked in

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The “lets tell anyone we dont like to kill themselves” crowd are not welcome here sorry

submitted 11 days ago • 55 comments

You can just sudo things.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Legalist cat: Cao Cao

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I have been here since before that word existed and I will tell you right now they are called tweets. calling them skeets is cheugy millennial steven universe bullshit and I refuse to participate

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

Fun to open an actual dead tree newspaper and see my friend quoted in an A1 article

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Don't let me catch you posting selfies on here

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

Parade today

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

This is actually good, I’ve seen a fair number of this sort of kid get religious, chill out substantially bc they LARP too hard and actually end up believing the “god is love” stuff, then get gf and find more interesting things to do than be obnoxious online

deeply enjoying this vibe in manhattan lately

"Crocodiles predate wildebeests" is true for both meanings of predate.

Degrowth, btw, means every disabled person you know who needs refrigerated biotherapies to survive dies from supply chain interruptions. It’s not just a death cult, but a call to genocide for people who don’t have the privilege of being antifragile in a dilapidated economy.

glad I live on the immortal internet where links never expire

I got popcorn lung from illuminating manuscripts

I’m a sensitive man, but I’m not so young anymore

Just bought $30 of cooling credits from @MakeSunsets a month. Along with £80 to @farmkind_giving that's much of the harm I do offset. Some thoughts below:

Oh Good this is thoroughly diagrammed en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossar...

idk who needs to hear this, please do not do financial crime.

plastic surgery is transhumanism

Meet Marvin the Matic Vacuum

I get to see a big computer today

We just saw the biggest one-month surge in economic expectations since the GFC

telling people to kill themselves isn’t biocosmist because the first rule is live forever

Back on my incandescent bulb bullshit

RIP currents, you would have loved Ocean Beach

Lol I got a multiweek ban on Twitter for attending a police brutality protest but go off

Bluesky is alive

Soap dispenser style pump action for pancake batter

the people who told me that this dynamic doesn’t exist and that I’m imagining a bullying problem need to check the quotes/replies to this b

Wow I feel so much better now that my drugs have kicked in

The “lets tell anyone we dont like to kill themselves” crowd are not welcome here sorry

You can just sudo things.

Legalist cat: Cao Cao

I have been here since before that word existed and I will tell you right now they are called tweets. calling them skeets is cheugy millennial steven universe bullshit and I refuse to participate

Fun to open an actual dead tree newspaper and see my friend quoted in an A1 article

Don't let me catch you posting selfies on here

Parade today

This is actually good, I’ve seen a fair number of this sort of kid get religious, chill out substantially bc they LARP too hard and actually end up believing the “god is love” stuff, then get gf and find more interesting things to do than be obnoxious online

Bro, real 😬

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