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Goodles Mac for lunch and pizza for dinner is the correct way to carbo load the day before a 5k race, right? 🤣

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

WHY DADS, WHY?

submitted 23 hours ago • 25 comments

JD Vance somewhere stressfucking his couch

submitted 21 hours ago • 28 comments

STOP USING TWITTER

submitted 22 hours ago • 5 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 22 hours ago • 531 comments

Hey Trump if you really want to stick it to Elon you should restore the CFPB so it can reopen investigations into his companies! Or better yet, walk back every destructive thing DOGE has done. That'll show him!

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

I think my favorite interaction with a UI/UX specialist was the time I was scolded for building links which auto-opened in a new tab. "People don't like that." But moments later they also told me people hate using their browser's back button to navigate back to the page they just left...

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

A bunny nearly ran into me during my run this morning. That was a first!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My work laptop is up for lifecycle replacement. It's a higher level than the standard issue device. Got notified today, the org purchased the wrong type of device for folks like me. I can choose to take the 'wrong' device, or wait a year and hope they order the correct version in '26. 🤦‍♂️

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

If you can’t regulate this, you need to ban betting on sports ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

For every like on this skeet I'll post a motorsport driver/personnel who is LGBTQIA+-supportive and perhaps someone to rally around. I'll start with 1) 🇦🇺 Christian Mansell : #F1 #INDYCAR #NASCAR

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

In terms of ill-advised MiLB promotions, this feels like it's right up there with the time the West Michigan Whitecaps thought it would be a good idea to have a bunch of kids on the field as a hovering helicopter dropped cash down.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

When you're out of pick-up slips for your child's school, but there are only a couple days left and you don't want to visit the office for more...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

165 emails whittled down to 7, because most were automated notifications originating from the program we use to review drafts of the web pages I'm building. Lots of action needed on the items which kicked those notifications out, but I can deal with those as I get into the software.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Returning to work tomorrow after a week and a half off. Wonder how big of a mess my Outlook inbox will be.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Best Detroit GP since they moved back to the downtown streets in '23.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

This yellow was perfect for Pato.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Still kind of blows my mind that IndyCar is basically racing through an international boarder crossing in this Detroit GP.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Also holy shit the Mariners Pride Month video is SO good

submitted 5 days ago • 35 comments

Bush's going all in on trying to get kids into baked beans, eh?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Artificially flavored.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Wait until Firehawk stumbles out from a dive bar following the 2 a.m. last call, accidentally bumping into an equally buzzed Bibendum, who is waiting for an Uber...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I own Detroit the way Al Capone ruled Chicago. With brutal results.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"Give me four gummies!" ... Actually, Townsend might be a little entertaining with a couple of those in his system.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Damn Detroit, you lookin' good in the sunlight today!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Solicitor just came to the door, ignoring the no soliciting sticker next to the doorbell. I open the door and point to it. "That is the smallest no soliciting sign I've ever seen!" However it exists, and apparently still managed to see it. Have a good day, goodbye.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Goodles Mac for lunch and pizza for dinner is the correct way to carbo load the day before a 5k race, right? 🤣

WHY DADS, WHY?

JD Vance somewhere stressfucking his couch

STOP USING TWITTER

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Hey Trump if you really want to stick it to Elon you should restore the CFPB so it can reopen investigations into his companies! Or better yet, walk back every destructive thing DOGE has done. That'll show him!

I think my favorite interaction with a UI/UX specialist was the time I was scolded for building links which auto-opened in a new tab. "People don't like that." But moments later they also told me people hate using their browser's back button to navigate back to the page they just left...

A bunny nearly ran into me during my run this morning. That was a first!

My work laptop is up for lifecycle replacement. It's a higher level than the standard issue device. Got notified today, the org purchased the wrong type of device for folks like me. I can choose to take the 'wrong' device, or wait a year and hope they order the correct version in '26. 🤦‍♂️

If you can’t regulate this, you need to ban betting on sports ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

For every like on this skeet I'll post a motorsport driver/personnel who is LGBTQIA+-supportive and perhaps someone to rally around. I'll start with 1) 🇦🇺 Christian Mansell : #F1 #INDYCAR #NASCAR

In terms of ill-advised MiLB promotions, this feels like it's right up there with the time the West Michigan Whitecaps thought it would be a good idea to have a bunch of kids on the field as a hovering helicopter dropped cash down.

When you're out of pick-up slips for your child's school, but there are only a couple days left and you don't want to visit the office for more...

165 emails whittled down to 7, because most were automated notifications originating from the program we use to review drafts of the web pages I'm building. Lots of action needed on the items which kicked those notifications out, but I can deal with those as I get into the software.

Returning to work tomorrow after a week and a half off. Wonder how big of a mess my Outlook inbox will be.

Best Detroit GP since they moved back to the downtown streets in '23.

This yellow was perfect for Pato.

Still kind of blows my mind that IndyCar is basically racing through an international boarder crossing in this Detroit GP.

Also holy shit the Mariners Pride Month video is SO good

Bush's going all in on trying to get kids into baked beans, eh?

Artificially flavored.

Wait until Firehawk stumbles out from a dive bar following the 2 a.m. last call, accidentally bumping into an equally buzzed Bibendum, who is waiting for an Uber...

I own Detroit the way Al Capone ruled Chicago. With brutal results.

"Give me four gummies!" ... Actually, Townsend might be a little entertaining with a couple of those in his system.

Damn Detroit, you lookin' good in the sunlight today!

Solicitor just came to the door, ignoring the no soliciting sticker next to the doorbell. I open the door and point to it. "That is the smallest no soliciting sign I've ever seen!" However it exists, and apparently still managed to see it. Have a good day, goodbye.

Hey, uh Townsend... not sure I'd be making Smokey Robinson references right now...

OMG somebody did it. An NA barleywine. And it's actually good!

brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back