mattsmithereens.bsky.social
10lbs of ass in a 5lb pair of trousers
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shit, my mixed race boomer parents still don't like him. My immigrant mother has forever hedged any discussion of him by framing him first and foremost as someone who cheated on his wife
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Oh Jesus. This guy is still around?
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Hah. Their guitarist lived behind me but his house got foreclosed a couple months ago. Sucks to suck
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So... tactical silly string? Sounds fun actually
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Not with that attitude...
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literal death cult
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Who is this book for? Nobody really liked Biden; he was just disliked less than Trump. Liberal types don't feel strongly enough to indulge in a hate fest about him.
Actual Trump fans... let's be honest here: don't read, and even if they did would read QAnon fanfic trash before anything like this
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1 man 1 jar: THE REVENGE
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Most likely yes, but I'd think that their going through despite this would fulfill some sort of cosmic qualification for me to have the ability to haunt those soldiers or somehow annoy them from beyond
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BRB, off to go get a tattoo on my torso that says "i do not consent for my body to get blown up in a military experiment"
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Can't help but point out the fact that this took place in Surprise Arizona
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Check out the movie "Crazy People" from 1990. This was literally the punchline
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=96iJ...
This joke was literally made 35 years ago
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Legit impressive for someone to make me sympathetic to Comcast
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This needs a refresh STAT
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They're still a band... maybe they'll even tour here again seeing as they have a new-ish record out
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was lucky enough to tour with these guys on A Dead Sinking Story and half their set was from this record. I just remember loading into the club in Tokyo and watching them nonchalantly soundcheck Chain Wandering Deeply and being able to do nothing but stare in stupefied silence
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I'm imagining how convoluted the members timeline on their wikipedia must have gotten over the last decade or so. It's probably taller than it is long at this point
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Longer inseams are not optional if i want to avoid that chub rub. My cyclist thighs ain't got no gap
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AND the top of the tank had a matching hat/cover/whatever.
Insanity
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Yeah, but then i can't finger out the cream cheese glob from the protracted bagel gape and suck it off my fingers while muttering what a messy little bitch I am
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reading the article it sounds like dragging him on Twitter contributes to his depression.
Shit. Do I really have to reactivate my account and go back there?
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I take back everything bad I said about The Irishman
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One side is for listening to ska
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Columbia feeling sorta dumb right now
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clear your cookies or use a different browser and check again. Now that they know they have your interest the price goes up
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... and establishment dems are just gonna kneecap it again.
They'd rather lose elections than lose their donor base
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I need to replace mine. Someone lit a fire in it and the lid melted, so it filled with rain as a result. I ended up drilling holes in the bottom so it would drain 🤷♂️
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I feel like he's just killed the economic forest spirit in Princess Mononoke and is trying to escape with the head
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a guy posted a "Stalin did nothing wrong" meme with ZERO irony and I called him a tankie. Is it acceptable then?
(homeboy went absolutely histrionic in case you're wondering)
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You're not going to be president, man...
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the good news is you can just skip to 1:33:07 and not have to watch the 1:33:06 of abject bullshit that precedes it
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Democrats gonna Democrat. Mathematically speaking the 2016 playbook has to work at some point
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What a horrible day to know how to read
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Maybe?
I do know that there are 7 cameras, so keep that in mind regardless
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FYI, I think of smearing shit under the door handles as mischief, not hate
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Legit question: is the child prop that Elon carries around everywhere the same kid or different members of his litter?
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Trying so hard to push the "they're paid to do this" narrative
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Nah. If Kissenger can die peacefully here, Trump likely will as well
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My takeaways from this:
- Tim Walz is the likely Dem frontrunner if they're already targeting him
- Elon is feeling Tesla's dip
Anyhow, Here's Wonderwall