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Id forgotten just how utterly awful we are the world was. Thanks #totp

How many different people signed off on this I wonder?

The worst "things can only get better" there #totp

Noel edmonds thinks he is the biggest star on the programme #TOTP

Want to feel old? This is the Spice Girls now. #TOTP

Went to see Stewart Lee last night and he said that Ricky Gervais looks like the guy who’s come round to pick up the Lego you sold him on Gumtree. I can’t unsee it. 😂

Get your best memes at the ready

Welcome to Brexitland, US, in which waywardness is described as "strategic uncertainty", restrictions on trade boost performance and self harm is lauded.... Spoiler, it does not end happily www.ft.com/content/342d...

Who's the greatest dancer - Billy Dainty or Katy Perry?

one of the worst halves of football I've ever seen today and then Brophy's goal made it worthwhile. If only we had binned off Monk earlier :-( #camutd

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Fair play to man utd and man city for making cambridge v shrewsbury look entertaining yesterday #camutd

Lionel Blair went for a haircut and a pint of Harp in 1990

@gordonmanners.bsky.social Gordon, how did you get on with the NDA injections old bean?

Check the topping on this sausage roll. All the major food groups

Very very weird

On this day in 1975, the first episode of Hong Kong Phooey aired in the UK.

someone I worked with had a tell when he wasn't necessarily telling all the truth but he never played the accordion like this

🚨 Final Call for Proposals: Deadline Today! 🚨 📢 Attention R users and developers—today, Monday 10th March 2025, is the last chance to submit your proposals for useR! 2025. Don’t miss this incredible opportunity to share your expertise and insights with the global R community. 🌍✨ #Rstats

this episode of #thechase is making me want to kick the telly in. What's the point of going on (the programme)

Happy Pancake Day! Don't burn your mouth on volcanically hot fillings!

6music playing Some Might Say as I got in the car this morning wasn't the upbeat start to the day I was after

one for fellow #camutd fans :-)

Lovely people, lovely date and funny write up from justin

Nothing in the history of entertainment has ever bettered singing Mule Train whilst bashing yourself over the head with a tin tray. Nothing

THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS was released 34 years ago this week. One of the most commercially and critically successful crime thrillers ever made, the making of story is like having an old friend for dinner… 1/45

Just finished #Virdee. Great stuff if you ignore a few holes in the plot. Amazing acting from Ramon Tikaram

weird setup from a manager who doesn't seem to be able to coach. What do they work on in training? #camutd

low offer taken on podium 1 of #thechase arrrgh

#Dupont what a player!

Self reflection really isnt his thing

Jan 1937: A Tora ad from Hugon's