mattydean.bsky.social
Chicago
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Here to engage with my 💙 community and wean myself off the negativity of Elon’s tiny penis compensation project.
News junkie. Love the arts and great design. A “Constant Reader.”
And there are gay porn accounts here so 👍👍.
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Quick someone show her an all genders bathroom sign to distract her for three days!
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Is there anyway to get help to the 8 detainees without helping the Nazi trash they’re with?
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Yeah….cause Trump is all about forgiveness and personal growth. 🙄
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Musk can still tweet and get Trump impeached after he’s deported. We can have both.
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Or starting a drug habit.
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Of course not. A predator actually works to get what they want. Trump just called Epstein’s room service.
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Looks like we’re getting liberated from a Nazi today too. 
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I’m sure Stephen helped. If only by given whispered instructions from the chair in the darkened corner.
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40 years? Sure you will, Chandler.
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Yes it’s funny. It’s also an opportunity. So don’t sit on your damn hands and waste it!!
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I don’t need cognitive deterioration. I need cognitive expiration dammit.
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At this point everyone is jealous of the people that no longer have to come to this country.
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Never ever forgive a Trump Voter. They’re scum.
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Isn’t it time for a REALLY huge amount of Republican outings? As detailed and messy as possible please.
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Where the HELL is any mention that he was murdered protecting his husband from the shooter?!? Or is the other person lying with him in the dirt covered in his blood just not worth bringing up?!
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Is the Instagram handle right? Link seems broken.
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Seeing her next weekend with Grace Jones. Cannot wait!
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To be fair, Dementia Donald isn’t aware of much lately.
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For stress relief I sometimes tape a tuft of my dog’s blonde hair on a bright orange kumquat and then drop it in a blender.
So I can’t condemn this with much moral standing.
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Oh god…with some simple accessories you know Stephen is the bottom for both of them. 🤢
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Goddamit!
Thanks for the absolutely terrifying nightmares I’m having tonight.
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But aren’t they poor? How could they buy enough Trump bitcoin for that?
I guess they could also call a child the n-word in public and then they could raise $750k online to come up with the cash.
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Can we upgrade those “fuck yous” to something that involves a dangerously overcharged taser and a pool of water on the floor?
I just feel we need to make our points more memorable this time.
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FEMA is effectively over. This is going to be Katrina x 100.
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I’m updating EVERY vaccination I’ve ever had or even possibly needed. Hell, I’m getting the polio vaccine again tomorrow and MMR.
I’m not taking any chances with Brain Worms in charge.
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And I’ll ignore that trans-hating asshole’s creation the entire time.
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In other news another MAGAt bites it. Good.
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Yes. But you have to choose both meth AND snakes. Then you can share meth with them.
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Nope. That’s not about the store. They’re just accurately reporting the end of days.
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Why does Barron even care which school he goes to? He can suffocate lost pets in abandoned refrigerators wherever he goes.
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They better be. They’re goddamn Harvard!
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He’s a MAGAt. So is his wife. I have no sympathy. FAFO.
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YEP! They’re both MAGAs. They were fine when this was happening to others but oh well 🤷♂️
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Just been calling them Disease Carrying Plague Rats
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Because no one wants to bath in raw sewage alone. It’s supposed to be a family event.
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If I feel safer getting a Covid vaccine booster then I’M GETTING A GODDAMN COVID VACCINE BOOSTER! #FUCKRFKJr
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I’d actually watch that though. Any other choices?
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Probably some weird TikTok trend.
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Fantastic.
The STI those two are going to create together will easily be strong enough to create the next pandemic.
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I thought when their eyes did that it meant they were happy.
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Someone really needs to sync that little troll’s eyeballs.
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Excellent. I was on the fence before, but happily unfollowing you. And adding a hearty “fuck you bitches” on the way out.
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Hope he swallowed a gallon of water while swimming.