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This is the *real* rationing and “death panels.” ‘Merica.

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“If you want to know where this is going, keep your eyes on the bond and currency markets, where cool-headed traders realize that U.S. policy is still being dictated by the whims of a mad king” - Dr Krugman open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...

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The Republicans are unbeatable in their stupidity

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Get mad at me if you want. I don’t care. You fed the monster. How’s that working out for you?

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THIS IS WHY CREATING INANE QUOTAS FOR ICE ARRESTS LEADS TO MASKED MARAUDERS ON OUR STREETS! www.tiktok.com/@chris_the_l...

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Just how is this “normal”?

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“That’s a lie,” Rubio said. “False.” “So let me help Rubio with the truth. Meet Evan Anzoo, a 5-year-old boy who was born with H.I.V. in South Sudan” - N. Kristof www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/o...

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Imma leave this right here…

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“A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much” - LOL

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FYI MAGA-

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“A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much” - LOL

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AND THERE YOU HAVE IT…. What say you now MAGA? “Mr. Musk’s drug consumption went well beyond occasional use. He told people he was taking so much ketamine, a powerful anesthetic, that it was affecting his bladder, a known effect of chronic use. He took Ecstasy…” www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...

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Where is Colonel Sanders? PLEASE! PLEASE! We need you!

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Don’t forget that a small handful of Republicans in the House and Senate could put a stop to all of this.

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He’ll be placing a wreath on the tomb of the unknown podiatrist.

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As it’s often said - “one picture is worth a thousand turds”.

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Happy Memorial Day! My dad ❤️ was a member of the US Army’s 66th Panther Division. He served at the Battle of the Bulge in ‘45. His transport ship was torpedoed on Christmas Eve ‘44. 900 fellow soldiers perished in the English Channel. He never spoke about the horrors. He would only say…

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To every veteran: THANK YOU. To all who support our military: THANK YOU. To our administration: FUCK YOU.🫡🇺🇲

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🍎 🙏

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More of this PLEASE…

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Greenland signing a minerals deal with the EU is hilarious. They flipped Donald the bird. 🤣

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Trump's image of dead 'white farmers' during the Ramaphosa meeting came from Reuters footage in Congo, not South Africa. Sounds about white. www.reuters.com/world/africa...

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And Trump becomes the new Seinfeld EDUCATION NAZI… www.nytimes.com/2025/05/22/u...

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The traitor that sold America out to the lowest bidder

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Try paying the bill Jackass. You’ve been DOGED.

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Dear Karoline Leavitt, If you’re forced to REMIND people that Trump is the Boss… he is not. Most sincerely, The World

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When you must remind people you’re the boss… YOU aren’t THE BOSS! Thank you Jack Ohman.

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“85% reductions” said Trump! Get to the pharmacy today! Tell them Trump sent you…

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Who’s your daddy?

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But I heard they’re fattening…

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I won't say I had anything to do with it, but...

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“Oh, please. Can we get back to reality? If one of our major parties is to rot in political hell for harboring “people who knew and said nothing,” it’s the party that now controls Congress”. - Robert Reich open.substack.com/pub/robertre...

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