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submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

🚨 Breaking news!!!!!

submitted 12 hours ago • 329 comments

It was our own USAF, not those little green men! We now finally know why millions of people holding cameras in their hands all day long have never photographed an alien.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Genuine fiscal conservatives are Democrats. Need more proof?

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submitted 2 days ago • 741 comments

Believe Most Of Us Would Agree! That's Not What We Are Witnessing...

submitted 2 days ago • 141 comments

“Few men have done as much damage out of sheer arrogance, ignorance and pettiness as Elon Musk. He has thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, of deaths on his hands”. “Gag me with a Cybertuck”- Dr. Paul Krugman open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...

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“Politics is just show business for ugly people”. - Jay Leno

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This is the *real* rationing and “death panels.” ‘Merica.

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“If you want to know where this is going, keep your eyes on the bond and currency markets, where cool-headed traders realize that U.S. policy is still being dictated by the whims of a mad king” - Dr Krugman open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...

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The Republicans are unbeatable in their stupidity

submitted 12 days ago • 16 comments

Get mad at me if you want. I don’t care. You fed the monster. How’s that working out for you?

submitted 5 days ago • 30 comments

THIS IS WHY CREATING INANE QUOTAS FOR ICE ARRESTS LEADS TO MASKED MARAUDERS ON OUR STREETS! www.tiktok.com/@chris_the_l...

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Just how is this “normal”?

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“That’s a lie,” Rubio said. “False.” “So let me help Rubio with the truth. Meet Evan Anzoo, a 5-year-old boy who was born with H.I.V. in South Sudan” - N. Kristof www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/o...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Imma leave this right here…

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

“A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much” - LOL

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

FYI MAGA-

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

“A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much” - LOL

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AND THERE YOU HAVE IT…. What say you now MAGA? “Mr. Musk’s drug consumption went well beyond occasional use. He told people he was taking so much ketamine, a powerful anesthetic, that it was affecting his bladder, a known effect of chronic use. He took Ecstasy…” www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...

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Where is Colonel Sanders? PLEASE! PLEASE! We need you!

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He’ll be placing a wreath on the tomb of the unknown podiatrist.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

As it’s often said - “one picture is worth a thousand turds”.

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Happy Memorial Day! My dad ❤️ was a member of the US Army’s 66th Panther Division. He served at the Battle of the Bulge in ‘45. His transport ship was torpedoed on Christmas Eve ‘44. 900 fellow soldiers perished in the English Channel. He never spoke about the horrors. He would only say…

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

To every veteran: THANK YOU. To all who support our military: THANK YOU. To our administration: FUCK YOU.🫡🇺🇲

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

🍎 🙏

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments

More of this PLEASE…

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Greenland signing a minerals deal with the EU is hilarious. They flipped Donald the bird. 🤣

submitted 15 days ago • 90 comments

Trump's image of dead 'white farmers' during the Ramaphosa meeting came from Reuters footage in Congo, not South Africa. Sounds about white. www.reuters.com/world/africa...

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

And Trump becomes the new Seinfeld EDUCATION NAZI… www.nytimes.com/2025/05/22/u...

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

The traitor that sold America out to the lowest bidder

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submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Try paying the bill Jackass. You’ve been DOGED.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Karoline Leavitt, If you’re forced to REMIND people that Trump is the Boss… he is not. Most sincerely, The World

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

When you must remind people you’re the boss… YOU aren’t THE BOSS! Thank you Jack Ohman.

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“85% reductions” said Trump! Get to the pharmacy today! Tell them Trump sent you…

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Who’s your daddy?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments