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mattythemouse.bsky.social
I am mouse. I go squirk. He/him. 30s. 18+ only. Horny on main; I will pollute your timeline with furry porn. Banner/PFP by @silverscarf #NSFW • #FurryArt • #Macro/Micro • #SizeSky • #MattyArt
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It’s wild how we have to put up with school shootings every other month because of a comma in this second amendment’s text, but apparently this is still up for interpretation.

submitted 6 minutes ago • 2 comments

The only good thing to come out of AI is unintentional hilarity like this.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!

submitted 1 day ago • 349 comments

Have just seen this on FB, and made me love Tim Curry even more. From an interview he gave about an ill-fated on-set affair while filming Muppet Treasure Island.

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

@haakonsdotter.bsky.social

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

Monster slayer honse

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Lander: "It's just gross, racist bigotry. Meanwhile he's running an optimistic, upbeat campaign for a NY where everybody belongs, and I feel proud as the highest-ranking Jewish elected official in NYC to be supporting somebody who would be the first Muslim mayor—what could be more NYC than that?"

submitted 15 hours ago • 58 comments

I just caught up with the Liver King situation and holy shit dude fell off HARD

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

No CEO, not a single one, is so uniquely hard working or integral to their company's success that they should be worth THIS much.

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

CEO compensation graphed next to employee compensation. 🙃

submitted 21 hours ago • 79 comments

The discover tab is so funny 'cause like, it was added just to appease people that were like "why doesn't bluesky have algorithms? 🙁" and now those same people are like "wtf why is my feed all politics and furry diaper porn?"

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

Monkey Kate #drawing #furry #furryart #monkey #art

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Any excuse to repost an all-time Bluesky banger

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

I still think back to that moment where they had Kanye on InfoWars, and Alex Jones was like “it’d be silly to say you like Hitler,” and Kanye interrupted him to be like “I like Hitler,” and then Alex GLARED at him, unsure how to recover from that.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Being Jewish doesn’t preclude you from being a Nazi. The guy that sold x-ray specs out of the back of comic books was Jewish, and he bought weapons for the Aryan Nations.

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

Is it just me, or has everybody else noticed less cyber trucks on the roads ever since they started offering trade-ins?

submitted 23 hours ago • 5 comments

and his name was courage

submitted 87 days ago • 7 comments

Imagine seeing a Democrat winning an election as a burden for the party when you yourself notoriously haven’t won us an election since 1992 lol

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I wanna get a job as an op-ed writer. I'd love having a job where I get money for writing the most unhinged, wrong-headed shit.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Tasque Manager💙 #deltarune #art

submitted 671 days ago • 0 comments

she's so important

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

so @mattythemouse.bsky.social was talking recently about giving shy characters profound chests, so I used today's warmup to test that theory with Fluttershy :3 #goattrain_art

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Bro, the reaction to Zohran’s win from all the worst people is beyond parody. It’s all like “he wants to give people free bus fare and child care…? When will the rich peoooe finally catch a break?! And why won’t all the Jews vote the way I stereotype them as voting?!”

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Man, TERFs really fail at the whole “feminism” thing.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Bro republicans are more weird about their sex stuff than anybody I’ve ever met at any pride event or furry convention.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

“What about the rich? Do they get a shot?” lol lmao

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Bro microphilia is the best fetish ever. I get to live in a doll house where I don’t have to work, pay groceries or rent, and a giant woman dotes over me like a pet…? Hell yeah!

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

New comedy ecchi short available on my Subscr1best4r!! Features lots of giantess booba~ :3 Special thanks to @khariethegoddess.bsky.social for the voice for the Giantess!! #giantess #boobs #crush

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments