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So I'm finally going through the archive of all of my Twitter uploads, and I'm finding some real treasures.

Mae's Sorceress costume might be just a tad indecent... just a bit

American liberals be like “wElL wHaT do u WanT dEmS tO do???”

"but what do you want Dems to do?" This is literally the baseline. This is minimum effort I'm looking for. More would be better

Glamrock Krazy is ready to party!! 🎉🍕

Taking some commissions to offset some expenses! -Single Character Painting Coms -Completed in JULY -Starting Price $300. -2 Slots Form -> forms.gle/oRuztbJ2DNcW... Examples of what I'm aiming for:

Again, wild how they expect us to believe that the grandma in her garden is the bad guy, and the random guy in a mask abducting her is the good guy.

WHAT THE HECK THERE'S A SECOND PANEL AND IT'S A DAMN SHREK MEME?!

I’m so tired of how “we have to condemn anti-semitism,” is only ever focused on criticisms of Israel and not actual anti-semitism.

He has a lot to say #deltarune #ralsei

Nothing to show though I just wanted to say Honest John is like my favorite design literally ever if I ever draw something soon it’s probably him again lol. Of course with Gideon.

When @saelria.bsky.social changes sizes, it is appropriate to refer to her as a similarly sized body of water. Teeny-tiny Sael...? That's a droplet. A globule. BIG Sael...? Depending on how big, she can be a lack, a gulf, an ocean, or one of Jupiter's moons.

Another finished Thigh Up commission, this time for @ratsaja.bsky.social and their gorgeous Khajiit lady! Had so much fun with this and actually learned a couple of things regarding coloring! Thanks @ratsaja.bsky.social for partaking in the Auction!^^

This and TURNING RED are a masterclass in messy animated female characters. They’re allowed to be goblin-y, petty, selfish, loud, make weird goofy faces, do things wrong, and they have baggage and flaws that aren’t just “I’m a manic clumsy optimist, uwu!”

I sadly don’t have a picture of the sign, but there’s a motel in Lincoln, Nebraska, that for YEARS had “we have coffee makers,” on their sign. And like… Can you imagine how shitty that motel must have been when they were advertising their fucking coffee makers?

Actually the best part about this is the fact that the Trump administration didn't even ask for people to be barred from entry because of memes. This was all because one ICE dude was power tripping and now this J.D. Vance picture is everywhere lmao

suddenly remembering that it's only been six months

bro I just realized how much of my phone is furry porn and leftist memes. ICE is going to bar me from entry into this country despite the fact that I already live here SOOO hard.

So far my favorite thing about Golden Sun is how Garet is a fucking moron that can't keep up with the plot. Like, legit, I beat Saturos and this fucking dingus is like "wait a second... Mia is an adept?!"

One thing I've rediscovered replaying Pokémon Yellow, Golden Sun, and the original Final Fantasy 7: those games actually had very little grinding. We were just bad at understanding how to optimize our party and stuff.

Well done Golden Sun, you got a laugh out of me.

It’s wild how we have to put up with school shootings every other month because of a comma in this second amendment’s text, but apparently this is still up for interpretation.

The only good thing to come out of AI is unintentional hilarity like this.

AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!