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He/Him. I am the Michael Jordan of walking around and looking at stuff. Don't trust me with the aux cable, I have a Zune
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LMAO Ron DeSantis showed up at #SNME in Tampa and got the shit booed out of him

Happy Wednesday

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/

The Hard Times Looks Back on Everything They Did to Mussolini’s Body for No Particular Reason thehardtimes.net/blog/the-har...

I'm sorry but why aren't we making a bigger deal about Michael Winslow (the sound effect guy from Police Academy/real life)? This is nothing short of magic.

This is where your Harry Potter money goes

important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:

We've reached the point in our descent into fascism where the Jewish governor's house getting firebombed on Passover by a guy trying to bash his head in with a sledgehammer is overshadowed by the story of the President saying he wants to build foreign gulags for US citizens.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.

val kilmer’s turn in TOP SECRET is one of the single best comedy performances ever committed to film, both in terms of comic precision and mechanical virtuosity. just watch this whole clip in its entirety; it’s stunning

Hope everyone is enjoying this beautiful day in Philly

I feel like this could be of @sickoscommittee.org interest: a Fernet Branca pennant, for some reason

The reason Civ 7 sucks is because they didn't have Luigi around to fix it

Go check out the documentary “The race that eats its young” if you want more info on the Barkley Marathons.

Griz band playing “Tank!”

introducing a new annual post about the men's NCAA Tournament bubble. It's called I Am Going To Cry If These Teams Don't Make The NCAA Tournament. does the NCAA Selection Committee want Me Crying on their conscience? If not, select these really good teams: rodgersherman.substack.com/p/i-am-going...

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”