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mavarus.bsky.social
He/Him. I am the Michael Jordan of walking around and looking at stuff. Don't trust me with the aux cable, I have a Zune
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I mean, this is how I die, isn't it? In an upside-down supercar, at the bottom of the Grand Canyon, because I took this bit to its logical conclusion.
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Would that be a scorigami?
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Oh thats who he's supposed to sound like! I've never heard Thiel talk, so the whole movie I thought he was doing a Jordan Peterson thing.
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Ha! Found that museum by accident when I was there, that place was rad!
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People can criticise Chapo, the Dirtbag Left or whatever else you want to call it (#whocare), but the fact is that Matt Christman had these people’s number a decade ago. They think and believe the exact same things as the far-right, but the right just got there quicker and put it more bluntly:
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Is there a version of the ECU logo thats just an E? Any way to choose a word with an A in it to fit in App State? What's the maximum amount of North Carolina one word can contain?
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Hell yeah
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Buy the Marlboro train, make the land cruise real
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Look, I love the gators, but Albert has nothing on the Stanford Tree or Cosmo the Cougar
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Sounds like a pain in the ass to try and forge the signature of someone who's really into caligraphy
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I could live somewhere else but I want to live here and it's nice to remember that as things get realer and weirder. I really like it here and that's enough of a reason to fight for a thing
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As a Florida man, I feel this one in my bones
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I've been saying for so long that someone needs to make an electric version of a 90s Ford Ranger
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Sorry, I misremembered, it was the Nashville Predators coach www.tennessean.com/story/sports...
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Didn't that one also have the Vandy basketball coach help them after he saw them almost hit a car with the goal post, or did I dream that?
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Theory: he didn't realize he would be competing for the starting job with 8 other kickers until he listened to this episode of your podcast
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Huh, didn't know it was possible for his political opinions to be worse than his wrestling, but here we are
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Cool cool, any plans to eventually ship me the copy I pre-ordered?
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No one should be allowed to rot in an El Salvadoran jail
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Hell yeah
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I heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga
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Posting fed his need for attention but also trapped him in a loop that accelerated his derangement and exposed his ignorance and naivete. It's crazy to have a diagram of your descent into madness
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Don't mind me, just gonna go blast Pat The Bunny's "Teenage Anarchist" just for the closing line of "I was a teenage anarchist, and I still am"
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I try not to, but there is no escape
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That, and they are also known for punching nazis who show up at their shows
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Go fuck yourself, you useless coward