The president is a person who would be unable to survive in this country if he had to live independently for a day. He wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store. Never mind applying for a job. What good is he to us
Comments
Log in with your Bluesky account to leave a comment
So, is it dough in a packaging? Like you have cookie dough? (We don't have things like cookie dough here, although we sometimes get croissant dough in a cardboard tube...)
It’s great that we made the most difficult, influential job in the country the one with the fewest actual required qualifications. It’s harder to get work that requires any sort of background check.
It really is something to realize this is a dude who's never actually worked a day in his life, who's illiterate, who can't drive, who can't buy groceries, who just yells at other people to bring him things.
That's a hospice resident, not a President or a leader.
I’d like, but I wish Hospice had residency - it was a rough time with one parent who “didn’t qualify” for facility care.Now, his fortune would go to a nursing home, where he’d push the call button incessantly whilst spending down his fortune, and I’d be fine with that but very sorry for the workers.
Instead of years-long presidential campaigns, candidates should instead partake in a six month trial period during which they are stripped of all possessions and connections and dropped in a random American local and have to make their own way for the whole period. Then they can get in the primary.
I want him at an Aldi’s (inexpensive and efficient): he wouldn’t have a quarter for the cart, he wouldn’t understand the food choices although they’re limited to the basics, and watching him at self-checkout would be something
Move the bystanders and this could have legs... maybe the fossil fuels lobby push for a photo op, maybe the op is him pumping his own gas, maybe the cameraman decides to light a cigarette?
Well, he did publicly ponder the term groceries at great length and hypothesized that these are what is sold at a grocery store, so don't sell him short! Not that he would understand what that is, either.
I think about that all the time. He literally doesn’t know how to function as an adult human being. Imagine this man climbing a ladder, chopping up vegetables, or jump starting a car battery
If Donald Trump had to go to the post office to mail a package, he'd die. I don't even know how, I just know he'd find some way to accidentally drop dead before he even got that package sent.
Comments
(I've eaten a sausage biscuit - neither a sausage or a biscuit were involved - I can't figure out where a can comes in!)
That's a hospice resident, not a President or a leader.
He even got a certificate and a Happy Meal.
It'd be live evidence that he's so out of touch ("above") all of us. Kingly, even!
Wishful thinking, but quite delighted to picture that scene.
In medieval England, the King had an official butt-wiper. He didn't even have to do that.
And now, here, the self-appointed king surrounds himself with butt kissers.