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This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊

Is having Glenn Close do the Intro for Sunset Broadway’s response to Patti LuPone?

I know you said the theme was “Vegas mob,” but I heard “Real Housewives of New Jersey”

If someone asks you to grab a drink at 9PM, and you haven’t eaten all day, the answer is “no.” Just a reminder to myself.

Basketball stats will be like, “Player X is the first rookie to have 60 points and 8 steels in her first five games while shooting 15% of her shots with her non-dominant hand.” The arbitrary benchmarks are the true stars out there.

Blackberry Claws taste like Play-Doh

This is bleak reading

No one gives someone a $400 million dollar jet for free without expecting anything in return. Be serious.

Remember when MAGA lost their minds because the interim SG had a Doctorate in Nursing and decades of public health experience?

Going out on a limb here, but the cause of the rise in Autism was the change in the diagnostic criteria between the DSM-IV and the DSM-V.

If they send student to collections, I’m going to intentionally default and buy it off at a fraction of the price.

My friend is sick of working from her apartment and doesn’t want to pay for a We Work thing, so she’s just been hanging out at Office Depot during the day. There’s rarely any customers, and the employees couldn’t care less. 🤣

Reading a masterfully entertaining, pop-nonfiction book from 1991 that happens to be incorrect in many places. The number of armchair GR critics arguing that the author “could have just Googled it” is wild.

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Having a Ring camera for your door in your secure apartment building where you have never had a security issue is a deeply antisocial behavior.

Well, they lied. Obviously.

Disbar any Paul Weiss partner. And any political appointee at the DOJ while we’re at it.

This Paul Weiss capitulation is the most disgraceful action by a major law firm in my lifetime, so appalling that I couldn’t believe it at first. Any lawyers at that firm—partners or associates—who don’t promptly resign will defile their moral and professional reputations beyond repair.

Strap in for four seasons of Balanchine ballets and jukebox musicals.

And sequestering federal money in clear violation of the Anti-Impoundment Act isn’t a legitimate power of the executive.

What in the Joseph Muskarthy…

I know so many people who perpetuate the idea that city girls have no real skills. Okay, you hayseed, let me see you parallel park. Let me see you steal WiFi from your neighbor.

Woke up sobbing because I had a dream about my Dad. I miss him so, so much. Hug your parents while you have them.

I feel like people are either bougie travel people or a bougie lodging people, but never both. Like I will stay in the shoddiest, run-down motel, but I will be arriving by Comfort+

Vikings remain undefeated since we started posting on Bluesky again.

The difference between Wolves fans welcoming KAT back and Vikings fans booing Kirk is wild 🤣

Trying to imagine pitching this movie 50 years ago: “So this guy from apartheid goes to America and cons his way to collecting half a trillion dollars and buys a President with it. Then he starts to order Congress around from his computer which is actually a portable telephone.”

Having the Minneapolis parking app send ping notifications for snow emergencies was a genius move.

people who don't believe in biblical prophecy and aren't old enough to understand that both Minnesota and Detroit being 12-2 is some flapping wings of apocalypse business smdh

Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.

Shorty after my Dad had passed and on the eve of my 30th birthday, a cocktail glass spontaneously shattered on my counter. Last night around midnight, four years to the day later, I was watching Parks and Rec on Peacock when my TV randomly flipped off. Seconds later, it turned back on, but to [1]

Resting easy thinking about how Packers fans have to somehow cope with the fact that they’re 9-3 and 3rd in the division.

You know who should really have a Super Bowl halftime show? T-Pain.

Few things are harder to watch than seeing someone you thought the world of go down the MAGA pipeline 💔

There is no reason Wicked needed to be two parts. The entire musical is only 2.5 hours.

Damn. He REALLY doesn’t want that full report to drop.