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the dutch have the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing

I hope this doesn't start a fashion for swearing among Americans, because they're fucking shit at it.

They only popped out for necessities x

Don't forget to rinse out every jar and tin you finish, guys x

Yes, everything is terrible, but don't panic. Otherwise you'll have nothing to do tomorrow.

Ok, sorry, WHAT? Has anyone actually checked whether the pope *is* catholic?

Princess Di, late Aug 1997

I find it silly that Iranian government would try to teach the Americans a lesson. Americans won't even learn the metric system for their own benefit. 🤷‍♂️

Thank goodness!

It's not the fact that it's constant drivel. It's the fact the drivel doesn't lose him support. If a receptionist communicated like this they'd be sacked from the leisure centre

Everything reminds me of her

If they ban Kneecap from Glastonbury, is there time to get a hip replacement. I SAID if they ban Kneecap from is this thing on?

"We now go live to Matt Goodwin in London..."

This comment really got me, actually 👌

All these things happened to me in London today. I paid 3 shillings to the coachman to convey me to London - a distance of a mere 30 miles or so, e’en though twas a Saturday. /1

A very happy birthday to Zinedine Zidane - one of the greats.

I am so delighted with the weather today. Saying this because I think it is important to give the weather positive reinforcement when it behaves well rather than just complaining when it is bad. So, thank you, weather. Mild and sunny, a temperature at which I do not wish to peel off my own skin. VG

Nothing to see her, just a prominent historian co-writing an op-ed with a man who is subject to an International Criminal Court warrant for participation and direction of numerous war crimes...

Gonna tell the grandkids this was Kneecap.x

You can come to my house and we can have a sleepover and watch Pingu and eat jelly and if you need a poo I can take you outside and we can make swords and do colouring-in and then I can put you in a bath and my Dad can play the recorder and we can sing a song about wiggly cold spaghetti, can't we?

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"Shut it, kid. The attack on Iran IS legal and if you say it isn't you're not my friend anymore..."

“Law-abiding protest has so far failed to stop the genocide. More than 50,000 innocent children have been killed or injured. In what circumstances could civil disobedience ever be justified if not now?”

"You look like you would enjoy Dubai" is the most savage insult I've ever heard

Utterly insane that the fate of millions, even billions of living people is forever handcuffed to the whims of a handful of belligerent idiots with a God complex playing Jenga with humanity for personal gain during the blink of an eye that they're on this planet. The sheer pointlessness of it all.

The IAEA and U.S. intelligence confirm Iran is not currently building nuclear weapons, despite high levels of uranium enrichment. Still, Israel launched strikes on Iranian nuclear sites, a move critics now call a major mistake based on fear, not verified threat.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

tbf, I bombed a country when no one came to my birthday party too.

I miss the days when you knew you were at war because a solemn voice announced it to the family gathered around the wireless, rather than waking up to find that a petulant manbaby has started WW3 as a distraction from his domestic incompetence and posted about it on his grifting social media app.

Starmer is going to come out in support of this isn’t he. We’re being gaslit by western powers acting in collective moral delusion to honor awkward historical allegiances when it is so clear to the rest of us what is going on here and who the real aggressors are.

Strong "cbeebies magazine had sunglasses as a free gift and your 4-year-old wants to wear them to nursery" vibes in this pic

CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...

This is what we've wrought with the myth of meritocracy. By treating billions as a proxy for brilliance, we've allowed men like Peter Thiel to amass disgusting amounts of wealth and to leverage that wealth to destroy democracy for their own gain.

This is incredibly beautiful storytelling.

Younger people will be shocked to hear this, but way back when I grew up, anytime you saw a movie where some government official stopped someone on the street and demanded to see their identification papers, that was supposed to let you know they were the *bad* guys.

My youngest is off to her first house party and I don't think I'm coping. Where did the time go and how is this harder than nappies and sleepless nights.

We should all allow ourselves the small joy of laughing at FIFA's Club World Cup shambles. But beyond the hockey scores and empty stadiums, lies yet another project for weaponising football in service to authoritarians. www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

Vince says it's too hot #Caturday