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As the issue of public toilets are (for all the wrong reasons) in the news, here's a light-hearted story about public conveniences (or the lack thereof. A friend (absolutely not me, I'd own this if it was) had a young lady back to his flat for a night of adult-orientated fun. Important fact: 1/

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

submitted 13 hours ago • 62 comments

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submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

they keep redefining "concentration camp"

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

Funerals should just be car boot sales of all your stuff with a jacket potato and real ale stall, and everyone can wander round your stuff reminiscing about how weird you were, and wondering why you’ve so many sea-salt dispensers. The family can keep the money or donate it to charity.

submitted 17 hours ago • 37 comments

I would like to extend this and say at every birthday after about 30 or 40 instead of giving you crap as a present people have to take something to use, dump or recycle.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

dubious director promotes latest film

submitted 13 hours ago • 9 comments

I would so like us to normalise this! Just come and grab some stuff: get something that means something to you, and save the bereaved having to deal with it all. And have a jacket potato

submitted 13 hours ago • 11 comments

But...why? What does this add to the experience? What is a urinal not doing that needs whatever the fuck this is?

submitted 16 hours ago • 11 comments

absolutely bananas that this is still a reliable indicator that some shit is going down bsky.app/profile/pizz...

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Yes, yours

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the dutch have the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing

submitted 1 day ago • 65 comments

I hope this doesn't start a fashion for swearing among Americans, because they're fucking shit at it.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

They only popped out for necessities x

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Don't forget to rinse out every jar and tin you finish, guys x

submitted 1 day ago • 76 comments

Yes, everything is terrible, but don't panic. Otherwise you'll have nothing to do tomorrow.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Ok, sorry, WHAT? Has anyone actually checked whether the pope is catholic?

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Princess Di, late Aug 1997

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

I find it silly that Iranian government would try to teach the Americans a lesson. Americans won't even learn the metric system for their own benefit. 🤷‍♂️

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Thank goodness!

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

It's not the fact that it's constant drivel. It's the fact the drivel doesn't lose him support. If a receptionist communicated like this they'd be sacked from the leisure centre

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Everything reminds me of her

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

If they ban Kneecap from Glastonbury, is there time to get a hip replacement. I SAID if they ban Kneecap from is this thing on?

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

"We now go live to Matt Goodwin in London..."

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This comment really got me, actually 👌

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All these things happened to me in London today. I paid 3 shillings to the coachman to convey me to London - a distance of a mere 30 miles or so, e’en though twas a Saturday. /1

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

A very happy birthday to Zinedine Zidane - one of the greats.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I am so delighted with the weather today. Saying this because I think it is important to give the weather positive reinforcement when it behaves well rather than just complaining when it is bad. So, thank you, weather. Mild and sunny, a temperature at which I do not wish to peel off my own skin. VG

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

Nothing to see her, just a prominent historian co-writing an op-ed with a man who is subject to an International Criminal Court warrant for participation and direction of numerous war crimes...

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

Gonna tell the grandkids this was Kneecap.x

submitted 56 days ago • 3 comments

You can come to my house and we can have a sleepover and watch Pingu and eat jelly and if you need a poo I can take you outside and we can make swords and do colouring-in and then I can put you in a bath and my Dad can play the recorder and we can sing a song about wiggly cold spaghetti, can't we?

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"Shut it, kid. The attack on Iran IS legal and if you say it isn't you're not my friend anymore..."

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

“Law-abiding protest has so far failed to stop the genocide. More than 50,000 innocent children have been killed or injured. In what circumstances could civil disobedience ever be justified if not now?”

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

"You look like you would enjoy Dubai" is the most savage insult I've ever heard

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

Utterly insane that the fate of millions, even billions of living people is forever handcuffed to the whims of a handful of belligerent idiots with a God complex playing Jenga with humanity for personal gain during the blink of an eye that they're on this planet. The sheer pointlessness of it all.

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

The IAEA and U.S. intelligence confirm Iran is not currently building nuclear weapons, despite high levels of uranium enrichment. Still, Israel launched strikes on Iranian nuclear sites, a move critics now call a major mistake based on fear, not verified threat.

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

submitted 3 days ago • 406 comments

tbf, I bombed a country when no one came to my birthday party too.

submitted 3 days ago • 37 comments

I miss the days when you knew you were at war because a solemn voice announced it to the family gathered around the wireless, rather than waking up to find that a petulant manbaby has started WW3 as a distraction from his domestic incompetence and posted about it on his grifting social media app.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Starmer is going to come out in support of this isn’t he. We’re being gaslit by western powers acting in collective moral delusion to honor awkward historical allegiances when it is so clear to the rest of us what is going on here and who the real aggressors are.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment