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Every damn day I wake up and see that Blobbilly Blowjack or The Stinkker or Mister Tasty69 or whoever said something racist or sexually harassed an employee or whatever and I realize I have become Abe Simpson
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This whole world makes me want to light my journalism degree on fire.
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I mean, there’s a way.
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Nah it's gonna be more like "An alligator wearing a fur coat is playing in the snow". Still gonna have to watch the video to figure out what the robot is talking about.
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George R. R. Martin will do anything except finish Winds of Winter
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Thanks I hate it.
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Give me a hat wobble
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We should definitely not tax everyone a pound of flesh for every billion dollars they collect.
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Here lies Beavis. He never scored.
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As a reminder, this is happening because I finally broke down and bought them on Blu-ray. You're welcome, everyone.
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From the Latin “neum” meaning “presence in groin”
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The same three kids have been bullying John over his awful haircut since he got out of rehab.
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I have the same fantasy about Texas' current AG.
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Unfollowed. Go get a real job.
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It's almost like the ruling class doesn't give a fuck about us. Hmm.
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All official government messaging should be delivered under oath and there should be a minimum 10 year sentence for perjury.
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Always loot the bodies.
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Nixon would say it’s just “conduct” when the president does it.
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I hear Johannesburg is lovely this time of year.
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None of this would be happening if the media hadn’t let the tech grifters call their plagiarism machine “AI” without pushing back.
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Hope you pack your cabinet with shitposters the way the current guy has with Fox News “personalities.” Jerry for Secretary of State!
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Fruit salad. Check and mate.
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Footloose
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“Luke, there is another Skyyyyyywalkerrrr…”
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How do we make this video the new pope
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Big McLargeHuge!
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Stephen Miller wouldn’t even need makeup to be Bib Fortuna