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If your stadium doesn't have a slightly rickety way for shirtless drunk dudes to watch the game without paying, is it even college baseball?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

the fuck does he know about winning

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

when you definitely know what "boil over" means

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Wow sounds like it sucks

submitted 2 days ago • 1117 comments

Everyone to Aaron Rodgers right now

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

he's gonna Thomas Becket elon isn't he

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

God I thought I needed actual good things to happen to feel happy, I never realized how much weight spite still carries

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

aaron rodgers saw that epstein tweet and said time to announce my contract decision

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

submitted 3 days ago • 70 comments

Oh no what will happen? The White Sox will surpass the record for most losses?

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

my issue with this is that nascar trucks don’t have actual headlights, so it’s not clear how ram can simulate the effect of blinding the car it’s tailgating

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Yes, Reinsdorf is that bad, but it rules that "he might sell the team in 10 years if another guy wants it" is cause for celebration

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

IT'S HAPPENING.......KIND OF

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Which Premier League team do you support? What led you to choose them? My team: Well, we're not. But we were! Charlton Athletic. Why? Clive Mendonca. Liked the badge. Cheap return bus from Canterbury during my study abroad. 15+ years later and, regrettably, I'm still here. You?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

lost off that hamster bedding

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I've bet on The Darts, this is a Rubicon crossed

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

this little fucker and all his screaming friends and siblings have officially made having the balcony bird feeder not fun

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

PDC European Open on Pluto, there's my Friday desk entertainment scheduled

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

solid darts, that

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Luke vs. Luke - as it was always intended to be

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of the discussion about driving and speed cameras misses the most important point; that i am the only good driver and that all of the other drivers are bad and deserve to be punished. I, however, as the only good driver, should never be inconvenienced.

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

everyone from fyad either died or turned out normal and watched some weird mythology get built up through a decades long game of telephone

submitted 12 days ago • 24 comments

tried to be a good citizen and bought some local honey at the farmstand yesterday and it is absolutely dogshit. genuinely disgusting. those bees were dealing with well-level flowers. horrific stuff.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

coming up for air to say THE REDS ARE GOING UP

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

at this point the biggest reasons i want to own a house are to have a room for all my stupid collections and somewhere to hang a dartboard where i will not have to worry about being liable for the damage

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments