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I want the people who have told me since 2017 that some magical military man would stop Trump from launching a nuke to see footage like this

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

submitted 1 day ago • 566 comments

fuuuuuuuck

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

who else but ShirtPants?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

At no point in this entire article of 16 paragraphs does ABC mention that another cop killed this cop by shooting her in the back. Nor does it mention the name of the cop who killed this cop. Nor does it mention that the civilians involved never fired at them. ABC might as well be state media.

submitted 2 days ago • 243 comments

If your stadium doesn't have a slightly rickety way for shirtless drunk dudes to watch the game without paying, is it even college baseball?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

the fuck does he know about winning

submitted 5 days ago • 21 comments

when you definitely know what "boil over" means

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Wow sounds like it sucks

submitted 5 days ago • 1116 comments

Everyone to Aaron Rodgers right now

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

he's gonna Thomas Becket elon isn't he

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

God I thought I needed actual good things to happen to feel happy, I never realized how much weight spite still carries

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

aaron rodgers saw that epstein tweet and said time to announce my contract decision

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

submitted 6 days ago • 70 comments

Oh no what will happen? The White Sox will surpass the record for most losses?

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

my issue with this is that nascar trucks don’t have actual headlights, so it’s not clear how ram can simulate the effect of blinding the car it’s tailgating

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Yes, Reinsdorf is that bad, but it rules that "he might sell the team in 10 years if another guy wants it" is cause for celebration

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

IT'S HAPPENING.......KIND OF

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Which Premier League team do you support? What led you to choose them? My team: Well, we're not. But we were! Charlton Athletic. Why? Clive Mendonca. Liked the badge. Cheap return bus from Canterbury during my study abroad. 15+ years later and, regrettably, I'm still here. You?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

lost off that hamster bedding

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I've bet on The Darts, this is a Rubicon crossed

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

this little fucker and all his screaming friends and siblings have officially made having the balcony bird feeder not fun

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

PDC European Open on Pluto, there's my Friday desk entertainment scheduled

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

solid darts, that

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Luke vs. Luke - as it was always intended to be

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of the discussion about driving and speed cameras misses the most important point; that i am the only good driver and that all of the other drivers are bad and deserve to be punished. I, however, as the only good driver, should never be inconvenienced.

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments