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Minneapolis. Cofounded obscure record label. Dog enjoyer.
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Right now there is a fugitive scrambling through the brush of Sibley county, MN with bloody hands and hopes for a pardon. #nokings

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I just can’t wait to see this admiration show Melissa Hortman the same respect they have shown to MLK, JFK, Malcom X, and Harvey Milk.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I would like my state, every state, to mandate badges, name plates, no masks, for all law enforcement in the state. And if federal agents try to break the mandate, arrest them, then let the courts sort it out.

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).

submitted 31 days ago • 151 comments

This is how the college of cardinals tells Trump to go to hell. Might also be the first Pope to go on Colbert.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Is this the weird fundamentalist math where they count each sperm as a child?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Just cancel the LA Olympics, maybe go back to Paris again. Schedule all World Cup games to be in Canada and Mexico. We aren’t a safe place to visit.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Suzuka International Racing Course, Please conduct a controlled burn on the dry grasslands surrounding the track before the race. #F1 #Yuki #Suzuka #SIRC #Japan

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

⚾️ we should normalize starting baseball posts like this so I know sooner that it’s something I don’t want to read.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Intelligent billionaires like Warren Buffet have been selling off assets for months. The plan is to watch Trump destroy the value of everything and then buy it all at a deep discount. It’s a simple “buy the lumber then burn the forest” play.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

If you bought $1,000 of Tesla stock the day after his sieg heil you’re a terrible person who now has $645 worth of Tesla stock.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Help I’m in Angola and someone stole my passport! No problem sir, just fly to Zimbabwe and see us about a replacement I can’t fly without my passport Ok die there

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

A West Wing reboot but they are all bad except a few good ones who get fired in the first two episodes.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing people escaping from an upside down flaming airplane clutching their carry on is infuriating. Leave it. You’re slowing down evacuation and the airline will compensate you for anything left behind. Your laptop isn’t worth the extra seconds it adds for the people behind you.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Heard from a friend who works for USAID in a far off country. They are putting together a spreadsheet on how many babies they expect to die each week without their programs.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

People say disbanding USAID will help Putin the most. That’s not true. The real winner will be Tuberculosis.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing lots of TikTok takes from people who obviously never used the site. Please save those takes. You sound like old people complaining about kids zooming around on “roller skate boards”

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is having his inauguration indoors so he’s volunteered his supporters to help take down the outdoor scaffolding, as they already have experience.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Lots of people forgetting Snoop used to force young women to have sex with strangers and then take most of the money.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if the orbs are here to bring Jimmy Carter home.

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

It’s been almost 80 years since our first nuclear explosion. We’ve detonated over 2,000 devices since then. If I were searching from a great distance for advanced civilizations that’s one thing I’d be looking at planets for. There are around 5,000 stars within 40 light years. Search TT for #UAP

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

On a short form video site someone made a post about how mean people can be in comment sections. Here is what happened next. I love it here on Bluesky though.

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments