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maxlasker.bsky.social
Minneapolis. Cofounded obscure record label. Dog enjoyer.
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($10 per share in 2002 to $70 in 2015)
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What they remember is their Halliburton stock going from $16 a share to $70 a share in the first decade or the Iraq war.
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What she said was weak. If someone gloated over the murder of my colleagues I would spit fire. She should be furious not mildly disappointed. He’s a heartless knucklehead and saying so is the only acceptable response.
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I’m sure he’ll have the last laugh today as his five children shower him with heartfelt love and thoughtful gifts for Father’s Day.
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Campaign contributions are public. If Target wants to send a coupon to everyone who gave to AOC there is nothing stopping them and nothing actblue can do about it.
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Aren’t campaign contributions public? Candidates research who gave to ideological compatriots and reach out to them. It’s annoying but it’s a result of required transparency. Same thing happens when you sign a petition.
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Also AF1 isn’t just transportation. It’s supposed to be an airborne command center equipped with everything needed to wage and survive a nuclear war. Is Qatar installing those systems or are we just not doing that anymore?
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My criticism of him is mostly online, but my celebration will be irl. I’ve had a box of fireworks and champagne waiting since 2016.
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The Aubrey/Maturin series by Patrick O’Brian is beautifully written and accurate on the sailing. Historical fiction using dozens of real expeditions that the author insets his fictional characters into. ‘Master and Commander’ describes ship life well. ‘Desolation Island’ describes polar sailing.
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Why would Trump want to cure cancer when he doesn’t have cancer. There’s no upside for him.
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Any AC/DC song with lyrics
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On ours the knob was broken so we had a dedicated pliers on top of the TV.
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Just let us skip them!
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Now you have $528!
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Sorry that’s a reflex
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STOP
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They rarely tell me the most important thing…Can I skip the cutscenes?
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Good luck to the white guy they task with infiltrating Boko Haram
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It’s bigger than that. USAID is paying for the police and fire services, among other things, in Ukraine. Gutting USAID is a way to screw Ukraine for Putin without having to go through a pro-Ukraine congress.
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It’s bigger than that. USAID is paying for the police and fire services, among other things, in Ukraine. Gutting USAID is a way to screw Ukraine for Putin without having to go through a pro-Ukraine congress.
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The odds that Trump bought his wife from Epstein are greater than the odds that Obama was born in Kenya. Just sayin.
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Your Racist Friend hits harder and harder every day
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The 2025 Enaction
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I learned to make no less than seven new sauces on TikTok. Learned great laundry tips. Found dozens of good books. Saw evidence of genocide in Gaza. Saw the pain of Russia’s invasion. Saw autistic people thrive. So many great dogs and cats and birds. I’ll miss it deeply.
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Snoop started out as a pimp. Ya’ll acting like you never knew he was a pimp or what pimps do.
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I love TikTok and downloaded redbook because I wanted to send a message to Zuck that I won’t forgive him for using our government to eliminate his competition. I’m not actually going to use redbook (or Facebook)
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How about “The Zendayalands”
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That was always the plan. Starship will never be able to safely take off from the gravel pit it will make when landing on The Moon or Mars. With launchpads and landing pads it can take Elon and his families from Texas to Beijing in 20 min. He’ll probably even make a dumb joke about chopsticks.