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I love books, making people laugh, and Super Nintendo. I refuse to believe that a better world is not possible.
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We're witnessing the forced removal of people from land they occupied before borders were drawn. LA, The Trail of Tears, Gaza-- They're all different chapters of the same book. And Western Europeans have never been the protagonists.

At no point in history has the side with secret police, book bans, draconian immigration policy, a caustic propaganda apparatus, and ubiquitous repression been the good guys. What's the difference between ICE and the SS? The SS weren't afraid to show their faces.

If all that's left on Earth is your neanderthal pussy, then you might be right, sweetie. 💅

It was more like 28 and how dare you.

I can't be the only one who wants to fuck several of the appraisers on Antiques Roadshow.

Would you go on Antiques Roadshow with me and be corny AF in the feedback booth? 👉👈

Dillon Brooks vs Draymond Green is the *entire* plot for me in this series. 🤌

By design, tens of millions of Americans can now handle the complexity and nuance of a bumper sticker, but not a syllable more.

THIS is an actual thing that isn't discussed. I've done this countless times because I want to be informed and see a page's content, so I feel obligated to feed the Moloch of the algorithm. It's one of the many grotesquely-mundane aspects of modern life that *must* do cumulative spiritual damage.

It took no time for #ColumbiaUniversity to goose-step. If only there was somebody on the faculty with knowledge of history who could explain to them just how shameful their choices continue to be.

It's actually kinda rude that dinosaurs died out before I had a chance to pet one. And don't tell me to go pet a bird. I've obviously already done that. Be serious.

"CoreCivic and GEO Group receive government funding based on the number of people they detain, which is why they lobby for stricter immigration policies. .. CoreCivic made over $560m from Ice contracts in a single year. In 2024, GEO Group made more than $763m from Ice contracts"

POV: You're a literal bb lost in the sauce (belly rubs).

"What's the matter, babe? You haven't touched your Jar Jar Bizza."

It's easier to not spend money when you're in the forest.

Maybe the real livable wage was the friends we made along the way.

I've never felt so simultaneously seen and attacked.

This is what bro content sounds like to me. Edgelord Bro Incel Content™️ straight from the peepee poopoo factory.