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I write words (only some of them). Repped at Range & Verve, unless you hate me, in which case I'm a robot sent from the present to destroy you.
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Remarkable. MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful." Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd. Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.

#NoKings (except for babies, clearly).

They launched a coup, suffered no consequences for it, won back power, and have used the power to pardon everyone involved while remaking the country through violence and intimidation. It’s just ridiculous to talk about the political violence of yelling at ICE agents within that context.

My kid thinks he’s a roomba, but I identify as someone who hates people who do the attack helicopter joke, so we’re at an impasse.

🎶My name is Baby and I’m here to say, That I don’t get old school rap conventions In the usual way What with me being a baby and all.🎶

Finally gave baby my codebook full of squiggles and scribbles. Told him if I disappear, it’s the key to someday understanding who his daddy really was. Figure that should be enough to earn me a few cool points. Plus, if I ever need to vanish—bam, instant mystique.

"There have been more than 30 incidents of police violence against journalists as of Tuesday, including 20 injuries, at least five of which required emergency room or urgent care visits..."

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

Teaching my kid about journaling now so he has the tools he needs to process his emotions when bullies beat him up for being such a massive journal dweeb.

In the failed state of California in the overrun city of Los Angeles today I drove my mom to the airport, got some coffee with a friend, got the kids from school and worked on some podcast edits. Thank god the United States Military will be sent in to shoot unarmed civilians. This cannot hold.

Spoiler: he was attempting to tell echo to turn the lights blue, and, having now mastered the trick, I’m feeling *pretty* validated in as yet having resisted buying a voice controlled thermostat.

Tragically baby was bitten by a sleepy baby and now when the sun goes down transforms into a were-sleepy baby (it was him, he bit himself, baby may be rabid, don’t tell CPS or the neighbors).

“Pssst, when your mom comes in, I’m gonna blame that fart on you.”

Nazis go Home (Depot).

Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.

Oh crap, I think my kid just figured out that I’m cringe. This is so embarrassing (for him, to have me as a dad, I presume if not outright insist).