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I write words (only some of them). Repped at Range & Verve, unless you hate me, in which case I'm a robot sent from the present to destroy you.
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Finally gave baby my codebook full of squiggles and scribbles. Told him if I disappear, it’s the key to someday understanding who his daddy really was. Figure that should be enough to earn me a few cool points. Plus, if I ever need to vanish—bam, instant mystique.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

"There have been more than 30 incidents of police violence against journalists as of Tuesday, including 20 injuries, at least five of which required emergency room or urgent care visits..."

submitted 1 day ago • 93 comments

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

submitted 1 day ago • 1450 comments

Teaching my kid about journaling now so he has the tools he needs to process his emotions when bullies beat him up for being such a massive journal dweeb.

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In the failed state of California in the overrun city of Los Angeles today I drove my mom to the airport, got some coffee with a friend, got the kids from school and worked on some podcast edits. Thank god the United States Military will be sent in to shoot unarmed civilians. This cannot hold.

submitted 2 days ago • 156 comments

Spoiler: he was attempting to tell echo to turn the lights blue, and, having now mastered the trick, I’m feeling *pretty* validated in as yet having resisted buying a voice controlled thermostat.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Tragically baby was bitten by a sleepy baby and now when the sun goes down transforms into a were-sleepy baby (it was him, he bit himself, baby may be rabid, don’t tell CPS or the neighbors).

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

“Pssst, when your mom comes in, I’m gonna blame that fart on you.”

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Nazis go Home (Depot).

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Here are some texts I got from an immigration lawyer friend of mine. Shared with permission. Some of the bleakest shit I’ve ever heard.

submitted 5 days ago • 203 comments

Oh crap, I think my kid just figured out that I’m cringe. This is so embarrassing (for him, to have me as a dad, I presume if not outright insist).

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

On this week’s episode of Baby Podcast, Baby goes full conspiracy theorist and spills the tea on Big Mama (admittedly, that also happens a lot off mic).

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Book ’em, Danno. Nerder one (but approaching two at an alarming rate).

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

When Baby grows up I’m going to hand him a big glass of water and make him watch this video while he drinks it.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments