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Schumer staff dreading what's on the horizon

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This looks like a job for Chinedu

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Chris right now

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I never want to see his face again

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Primary every Democrat who is not meeting this moment. Get rid of them all.

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Now the really important thing is knowing that all the people who would scold Zohran Mamdani voters if he lost and tell them to line up behind Cuomo for the greater good will soon be supporting and helping Zohran become mayor

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Don't worry, JOI, we can appeal

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The buzzer to Frank Sinatra’s home at 2666 Bowmont Drive, circa 1962.

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ok Heart

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"The voting problems are exclusively affecting young voters"

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My latest for the New York Times:

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I personally think only superdelegates should have ranked choice voting, but that's just me (a war criminal)

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you don't see guys like this on TV anymore.

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Sbarro's CEO threatens to add more cardboard to the dough if Mamdani wins

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Ugh, all that paperwork, no thank you

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Fine. I wasn't going to do one, but several of you asked.

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Jeopardy's always asking "WHO is Angela Merkel?" but never "HOW is Angela Merkel?"

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Put a Big Mac in an open cell

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Erm, actually 🤓

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when we said we wanted a new generation of dem leadership we didn't mean charismatic young people with new ideas. we meant my niece cathy, she's a 67 year old lobbyist

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How many more times will we wake up to this headline before going about our day?

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One of them always lies, the other always uses AI to tell the truth

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I’ll never lose my job to AI here at the fake Back to the Future 4 trailer factory

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But other than those two things, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the, umm. How was the, uh... Hmm. (idle mouth noises) You know, I'll let you go, you're probably busy.

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I personally think only superdelegates should have ranked choice voting, but that's just me (a war criminal)

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This build was wild

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For me it was a hat

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Marry your writing partner and you'll never go a day without a reference to a late night packet from 2007

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This thread is Ghormanninny

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20 years ago tonight, two Daily Contributing Writers at The Onion met at an office party and became fast friends. The following January they started dating, moved in together soon after and, seven years later, got married. And they're with us here tonight. Mike, Diane, stand up, take a bow.

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Breaking: Randall Flagg has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

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