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Ace, we know your advice is just so you can mack on Huda. You ain't slick, bro. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUSA

huda needs to fuckin relax omg #loveisland

Now I can’t use “Back at one” for my wedding to walk down the aisle to when it’s finally my turn, I’ve decided that “ribbon in the sky” is might be a better decision

I can't wait for Elon to tweet out that the assassination attempt was staged.

Uhhh….what is happening here??? They like each other??

Guys i know this is a first for many of you ... watching to equally evil pieces of trash ruin each others lives ... when two bad people fight no need to pick a side... i hope both of them have an awful time

I think Kendrick should just release whatever else he got left for Drake atp. Everything already chaotic might as well

IM MISSING YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 😩😩 I CANT SANG NO MORE

I wish b613 was real. HUUUUCK!!!

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE 🥹 Presenting the book cover of “I’m So Happy You’re Here: A Celebration of Library Joy,” written by myself and illustrated by my friend Lorraine Nam. Published by Random House Children’s Books 🐧💚 Preorder at bit.ly/ISHYH-Reveal 📖✨

Elon & Trump are having a fugly bitch off

Just woke up and my nap in fact DID NOT help

But mfs said we couldn’t have a woman in charge because we’re too emotional. Now we’re stuck in the middle of a bad breakup between lovers turned enemies

*burns 2025 Bingo Card*

WE NEED MORE BLACK ROM-COMS

. . . Somehow, I thought we already knew this?

Yall I’m crine🤣🤣

I hope miss Megan Pete is having a great day.

Currently feeling like Cynthia

Power went out and I lost all motivation to start folding clothes. Perhaps I’ll take a nap instead

I might need to go back vegan so I can drop some of this weight

#activateme

Not notifying me of plans for a date at least 24 hours in advance is considered a no call no show. Fired.

Actually lived and ACTUALLY FREED SLAVES!

Okay na you doing too much

Peonies are so demure when they arrive lol. These closed little bulbs then they get comfortable and BOOM. Bad bitch. I get it.

My FAVORITE flower

They want to force their dirt grime and scum on us so fucking bad

Nanny nanny boo boo! DOO DOO GARBAGE

Yall they saying its Yams For Cam Day

Happy birthday Cammyyyyy🥳🥳🥳 me and the twins love you!!!🩵🩵🩵🤣🤣🤣 @camkilla.bsky.social