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I wonder if, some day, someone will actually ask, β€œWhy is no one talking about…?” and for the first time ever it will be about something that literally everyone isn’t already talking about.

Southern Ontario friends, it’s not haze but smoke outside. Reminder to get out your N95 masks and make sure your home air filtration is working (or to set something up if you don’t have it)

A smoky view of downtown Kitchener from the CTV Kitchener tower cam at 7:54p #smoke #wildfire #poorairquality

Not to distract from the magnificent goings on online today, but I drove past a school and its sign had a reminder to register kids for Kindergarten. Pandemic babies are going to school. WTF?

If you see this quote with a show with an awesome theme song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwIR...

The time has arrived to OFFICIALLY wear the queerest corporate swag. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

Hey it looks like @alexdecampi.bsky.social is talking to the exact right person about the exact right things to maybe change things with this Boundless messβ€”if you’re involved at all, this is a great place to start.

I've always been more than a reader than a watcher, but more and more I watch video (TikTok, IG) with sound off and read the captions. More than anything because people choose their accompanying music from the same three goddamned trendy songs and one gets sick of hearing them VERY quickly. 🀬

Barista at the local cafe is wearing a white Henley with the sleeves pushed up. He knows the assignment. πŸ’ͺ#Romancelandia

1991, dears.

TIL that Greenland is considered geographically part of North America.

It's a good day when one of your work lawyers makes a Lionel Hutz reference. πŸ˜‚

Perceive the biscuits. Be happy. πŸ’œ

@joemartz.bsky.social have you seen this?

β€œBlah,” said Toad.

Ted becomes a middle-aged angel?

Ugh. It really cannot be overstated what a soul-sucking, time-wasting misery even fairly basic search has become. Unless (maybe) you stick to niche tools/channels, assuming you know of them and have ramped up on their use... Gods help you if your queries are even remotely nuanced or complex. 🫠

This joke made my whole morning. πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³πŸ’‹

Come for the 🧡WTF, stay for the comments. πŸ§‘β€πŸ³πŸ’‹

That's the stuff. owlsintowels.org

So TikTok recipes are the new front of diet culture, then? Cuz sorry, darlings, but a cucumber or a few celery stalks isn’t a meal, even if you chop it up for ASMR value and douse it in dressing you made.

Over at one of the ASU science buildings, they found a stray mama cat with a litter of kittens living near the liquid nitrogen pipes (because it was so much cooler than the surrounding area--remember, this is Phoenix, we're already seeing triple digits).

@oliviawrites.bsky.social ZOMROMCOM was *ridiculously* fun. Not least because of the Gaston songs and the fact that my brother is a Chad. πŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ–€

If you can get through this without apoplexy, it's kinda cathartic. www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-t...

Tragi-comically relevant today...

Flower people, what is the one the arrow is pointing at? Some kind of fancypants chrysanthemum? I know those flowers show up in a lot of tattoos, but πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

Nice to see I'm not the only one who scolds wildlife, but at least I stick to geese. πŸ˜‚

Thanks to algorithmic shenanigans, I came across pictures of one of Statler's brothers. I showed Mom one of the pictures, and she pronounced that Statler is a much better-looking dog. #GrandmaModeEngaged What's funny is when they were younger they were nearly identical and still look a lot alike. πŸ˜‚

HOL'UP EMERGENCY CUTENESS BREAK

Well now I need "Patrick Page does dramatic readings of Chappell Roan lyrics" to be an ongoing series.