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I’m GenX. I’m READY!

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

youtu.be/Xe7bW1lgtLc

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if, some day, someone will actually ask, “Why is no one talking about…?” and for the first time ever it will be about something that literally everyone isn’t already talking about.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Southern Ontario friends, it’s not haze but smoke outside. Reminder to get out your N95 masks and make sure your home air filtration is working (or to set something up if you don’t have it)

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

A smoky view of downtown Kitchener from the CTV Kitchener tower cam at 7:54p #smoke #wildfire #poorairquality

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Not to distract from the magnificent goings on online today, but I drove past a school and its sign had a reminder to register kids for Kindergarten. Pandemic babies are going to school. WTF?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this quote with a show with an awesome theme song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwIR...

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

The time has arrived to OFFICIALLY wear the queerest corporate swag. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Hey it looks like @alexdecampi.bsky.social is talking to the exact right person about the exact right things to maybe change things with this Boundless mess—if you’re involved at all, this is a great place to start.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I've always been more than a reader than a watcher, but more and more I watch video (TikTok, IG) with sound off and read the captions. More than anything because people choose their accompanying music from the same three goddamned trendy songs and one gets sick of hearing them VERY quickly. 🤬

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Barista at the local cafe is wearing a white Henley with the sleeves pushed up. He knows the assignment. 💪#Romancelandia

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

1991, dears.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

TIL that Greenland is considered geographically part of North America.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

It's a good day when one of your work lawyers makes a Lionel Hutz reference. 😂

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Perceive the biscuits. Be happy. 💜

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

@joemartz.bsky.social have you seen this?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

“Blah,” said Toad.

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

Ted becomes a middle-aged angel?

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Ugh. It really cannot be overstated what a soul-sucking, time-wasting misery even fairly basic search has become. Unless (maybe) you stick to niche tools/channels, assuming you know of them and have ramped up on their use... Gods help you if your queries are even remotely nuanced or complex. 🫠

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

This joke made my whole morning. 👨‍🍳💋

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Come for the 🧵WTF, stay for the comments. 🧑‍🍳💋

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

That's the stuff. owlsintowels.org

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

So TikTok recipes are the new front of diet culture, then? Cuz sorry, darlings, but a cucumber or a few celery stalks isn’t a meal, even if you chop it up for ASMR value and douse it in dressing you made.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Over at one of the ASU science buildings, they found a stray mama cat with a litter of kittens living near the liquid nitrogen pipes (because it was so much cooler than the surrounding area--remember, this is Phoenix, we're already seeing triple digits).

submitted 18 days ago • 19 comments

@oliviawrites.bsky.social ZOMROMCOM was *ridiculously* fun. Not least because of the Gaston songs and the fact that my brother is a Chad. 💜💚🖤

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

If you can get through this without apoplexy, it's kinda cathartic. www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-t...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Tragi-comically relevant today...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Flower people, what is the one the arrow is pointing at? Some kind of fancypants chrysanthemum? I know those flowers show up in a lot of tattoos, but 🤷‍♀️

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Nice to see I'm not the only one who scolds wildlife, but at least I stick to geese. 😂

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Thanks to algorithmic shenanigans, I came across pictures of one of Statler's brothers. I showed Mom one of the pictures, and she pronounced that Statler is a much better-looking dog. #GrandmaModeEngaged What's funny is when they were younger they were nearly identical and still look a lot alike. 😂

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

HOL'UP EMERGENCY CUTENESS BREAK

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments