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KING RALPH II: HEIR WE GO AGAIN releasing in theatres in 1998!
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I also love how big of a fan Bruce is! I think they had a huge influence on him lyrically in the ‘80s
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It looks like he’s having one at that very moment.
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I will never stop.
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Me pitching ideas for the next Kingdom Hearts:
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Raising a glass for Amy!
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Air drop in Kevin McKidd and Sean Pertwee
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Not being able to adopt a child just fueled his badass-o-meter!!
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Weighted vests are a waste of money. Simply find a log and wrap it around your chest with bungee cord before you run
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He knows we see his rockets publicly blow up like three times a year right
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Writing him “I WIll Always Love You” as an apology for moving on without him and he just awkwardly nods and says “Uh ok, see ya”
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I didn’t realize salt was so important while running. The market might be crying out for some sort of Jogging Jerky
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“MUST NOT LOOK LIKE I’M ON DRUGS OK I THINK I’M DOING IT I LOOK PERFECTLY NORMAL THIS IS EASY”
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Big “please clap” energy
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To cast the guy who literally wrote the book on throwing cards as a henchman and not have him throw a *single* card at James Bond…honestly people should still be in jail for letting this slip by
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I heard after WOW went out of business they used all of the unsold laxatives to fill up stunt mats for Hal Needham movies
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Got my eyes set on this beautiful baby
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He looks like someone mashed Hitchcock and Scully into one person
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Anytime something this embarrassing is allowed to happen a Residents or Peter Gabriel art game should have to be remastered and re-released to balance it out
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I’m always thinking about the aesthetics of the glass elevator
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They used to release retrospective collections honouring the work of Roberta Williams. And now this. DISGUSTING.
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He blew until he could blow no more 🫡
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That’s awesome! I’m lucky if I can even find a movie theatre with the Addams Family pinball machine
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Whoa, is that a Dirty Harry pinball next door!?
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Nihilists are well known for their belief of lives mattering
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Seeing that guy made me think “we need to end video games” but then seeing the new Resident Evil managed to change my thinking to “we need to end all video games but not until after February 2026”
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Seems like if this industry wanted to not be a regressive laughing stock with no base level of taste and sophistication required it should go nuclear on this bozo!
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May she find peace in the afterlife through revenge on those who joked about her on the mortal coil 🙏
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Sam if you want to cancel all your games I don’t blame you
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Good for Seth and all that but I do think Toby Huss should be entitled to receive some unreleased Frank Sinatra music
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“Manifest Destiny” will now be known as “Patriotic Fever”
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ALEX WAKE UP I HAVE PIERCED THE VEIL OF SLEEP TO TELL YOU YOU MUST WAKE UP