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KING RALPH II: HEIR WE GO AGAIN releasing in theatres in 1998!
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He’s baaaaaaack
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TIME SENSITIVE: We predict something within the next day maybe
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That original post might be the worst thing I’ve ever read. Gotta wash my eyes out with sulphuric acid.
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A shocking image has just been released by a citizen reporter
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Now that’s you how advertise an Altman movie
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“JEFF ISN’T TALKING ABOUT THIS”
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*Columbo bot posts pic of a study with wood panelling, teal shag carpeting and frosted dome lighting* First reply: THIS WAS FROM A MID EPISODE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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I also love how big of a fan Bruce is! I think they had a huge influence on him lyrically in the ‘80s
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It looks like he’s having one at that very moment.
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I will never stop.
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Me pitching ideas for the next Kingdom Hearts:
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Raising a glass for Amy!
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Air drop in Kevin McKidd and Sean Pertwee
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Not being able to adopt a child just fueled his badass-o-meter!!
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Weighted vests are a waste of money. Simply find a log and wrap it around your chest with bungee cord before you run
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He knows we see his rockets publicly blow up like three times a year right
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Writing him “I WIll Always Love You” as an apology for moving on without him and he just awkwardly nods and says “Uh ok, see ya”
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I didn’t realize salt was so important while running. The market might be crying out for some sort of Jogging Jerky
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“MUST NOT LOOK LIKE I’M ON DRUGS OK I THINK I’M DOING IT I LOOK PERFECTLY NORMAL THIS IS EASY”
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Big “please clap” energy
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To cast the guy who literally wrote the book on throwing cards as a henchman and not have him throw a *single* card at James Bond…honestly people should still be in jail for letting this slip by
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I heard after WOW went out of business they used all of the unsold laxatives to fill up stunt mats for Hal Needham movies
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Got my eyes set on this beautiful baby
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He looks like someone mashed Hitchcock and Scully into one person
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Anytime something this embarrassing is allowed to happen a Residents or Peter Gabriel art game should have to be remastered and re-released to balance it out
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I’m always thinking about the aesthetics of the glass elevator
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They used to release retrospective collections honouring the work of Roberta Williams. And now this. DISGUSTING.