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meorami.bsky.social
Comedian, curmudgeon, corgi owner, atheist, PopPop. I speak in punchlines, occasionally I’ll spit out a pearl of wisdom, but most of the time I’m just going for a laugh.
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No kings! If you’re protesting don’t let them provoke you! They’re begging for violence, ridicule the fuck out of them by being overly peaceful. Dance, play games, double dutch, anything to make a mockery of their show of force.
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Of course Trump would say “nobody’s ever done anything like this before, I was the first.” Welcome to Mangotacocy
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Isn’t Christian wealth an oxymoron? How do you reconcile gathering wealth with Christ’s message of giving up your material possessions? I guess if you’ve already abandoned his principles on how to treat immigrants and the poor, then abandoning his principles on wealth isn’t really a stretch.
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Baby Shark this song wherever he is. youtu.be/W-3DWBv0CvU?...
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We need to give him the baby shark torture treatment, but with this song. Blast this outside every golf course he plays and every event he speaks at. youtu.be/W-3DWBv0CvU?...
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With all the NCIS and investigation shows that have been running for how many seasons, have they come across this one yet?
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Imprisoned, not “detained”
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Religions just give people justification to feel superior to others. Have you noticed how in every religion, the followers are that god’s chosen people?
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It can get awkward if you witness it, so just make sure you have a good icebreaker.
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Actually it’s 10376.4 after you add the 20% tariff
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I doubt they’ve thought about the downstream effects of cutting Medicaid. It doesn’t just screw the poor and elderly who can’t afford care, that’s a huge chunk of hospital budgets just gone, which means canceling projects, layoffs and poorer healthcare for everyone.
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Me checking to make sure Stephen Miller isn’t one of your followers before liking your post.
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Then depends on how he leaves or if he even leaves at all.
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They already sent Miller out last week with a test run about suspending Habeas corpus and in the ultimate irony declaring other people insurrectionists and tossing them in prison with no due process. But now all everybody’s talking about is the plane or the budget.
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Actually it’s 10376.4 after you add the 20% tariff
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Since he likes movies so much, can somebody please make him watch No Way Out?
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And suddenly I’m back in grade school getting picked last for kickball.
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Some of you are too young to remember roaming charges.
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If he gets his way … youtu.be/p1AL3WFzsv0?...
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They view poverty as a crime instead of a foreseeable consequence to unrestrained wealth and corruption in capitalism.
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Yes! And now that I’m a grandpa I was wondering if they could bring that back with grannies on trampolines.
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Would somebody please tell him they stopped filming Joe Dirt a long time ago and he can drop out of character already? Freaking method actors.
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Same angle
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Same angle.
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He identifies as a bruised nectarine.