mephisto731.bsky.social
Hedge fund quantitative, physics once upon a time. Generally curious, mostly wrong
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Can we please please do the Man Utd Asia tour bus ride here
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“Bored of Escape Rooms? Try our new Escape Country!”
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Never ever rely on Morgan Stanley for any news re. Musk, they are his bankers and seem to see that as mostly a cheerleading role
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‘I only paid up for this junk car to avoid the congestion charge, but now I have to pay it, the resale value collapsed so I’m down 50k and now my 3 friends and wife think I’m a Nazi’
It’s not gone well for him, can cause mild online grumpiness
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Sounds like the kids menu at an Indian restaurant
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Maybe financial literacy maps closely to the *selling* of incredibly crappy financial products.
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Nomura : funded at the whim of Prime Ministers
Ligo : funded at the whim of Presidents
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Ligo : parsing brief bursts of wobbly data to discern the secrets of inscrutable far off objects
Nomura : receiving email instructions from Japan head office.
Katarina clearly has this in the bag 💪
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The EU answer will likely contain everyone who said ‘France’, which will be smartass students and the dad-joke answer.
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Why not take it to the next stage by not paying attention at all until the final whistle and then being happy for the winner
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Question (I am not qualified to answer) is whether the Eu and Japanese sites can compensate for the loss of one US site
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Hmmm. Nope.
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Shame the US will produce so few PhDs now though
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Now he’s ’focusing on TSLA’ it’s no longer needed?
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Cabinet teambuilding event this year is… paintballing!
I’ll hand over to our 2 captains to pick their teams and then we’ll do the health and safety intro
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She’s very very good in a Leni Riefenstahl kind of way
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Little itty bitty ETNs?
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Wasn’t tacos, that’s for sure
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If you're in this situation and you think you'd rather come to work with me in Waterloo, get in touch---we might be able to work something out!
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Mansquishing
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Morons, just a sea of morons as far as the horizon
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Now make a market in the 3 year realised correlation swap, starting today… fun times to be a trader
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They are saved right next to the Mornington Crescent tapes, which are proving similarly elusive.