messyjess.bsky.social
just an animal looking for a home
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She can tell it to Ernest Hemingway
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That just sounds like someone being an asshole. I sincerely doubt many writers are making characters up from whole cloth
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That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Fuck that person, honestly
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Seriously?? With all the shit going on you think people care about Aaron Sorkin????????
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Are people going on about Dearborn again?
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Maybe he also should have just added random nonsensical things to a chart like you did, to enhance understanding
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That fabric looks like it’s made for outdoor furniture
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This scarlet tanager visits my grandma’s deck occasionally
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I don’t want to know why there’s peanut butter on his bathroom scale
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I’m trying to think of a worse one and I got nothing
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When you’re pretty you don’t have to be clever
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(Thrice divorced deadbeat dad voice) it’ll destroy the sanctity of marriage!
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What, pray tell, is “the work she does”
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Cried himself dry about that mayoral race
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Staying out of Illinois or Louisiana isn’t too much of a hardship imo
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100%
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I do hate that look
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Too bad his mom is dead, you could have asked her if she thinks he’s a special boy
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Experience groping women, killing nursing home residents, and telling people to go ahead and drink that water the EPA said will give you cancer👍
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A grocery store? In MY food desert??
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This will be my “why I left the left”
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Maybe they can beat each other to death?
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Maybe the real treasure was the women they harassed along the way?
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"Chairman Mao-style bicycle"
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Give her a bite, you monster
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How is challenging a fighter to a fight at the time and place of his choosing a threat? Idgi but I love this for him
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Cry more, warmonger
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Gonna need a paper bag to breathe into
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Sickos.jpg
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Looks like brunch is back on the menu
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I get the feeling women covering their drinks is a particular concern of yours
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I’m still waiting for my chipmunks to bring out their babies
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The Greek Freak gets my vote but also how is The Mailman not on the list
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Is it true that you had to get surgery like a dog who eats socks? That’s what jongo is telling everyone
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Schumer’s brow is gonna be furrowed af