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mommy mamdani

AG Sulzberger pissing shitting throwing up

brad lander primary chuck schumer

such a rich tapestry of quotes to pull from this stupid shit

Andrew Cuomo gets publicly humiliated. Bill Clinton learns his endorsement is worth less than dogshit. What a great time to be a hater. A golden age.

Yeah, and I think this is where the party's leadership really told on themselves. They could easily have rallied behind someone else significantly more moderate than Mamdani, but they didn't. They *chose* Cuomo instead of kicking him to the curb as they should have. They *wanted* Cuomo.

besides the point but talenti sucks in addition to this guy being dumb as bricks

zohran doing spots with emily ratajkowski and nick mullen on back to back days lol

BREAKING: Palestinian witnesses and hospitals say Israeli forces opened fire toward hundreds of people waiting for aid trucks in central Gaza, killing at least 25 people.

“Between 2015 and 2020, ICE deported at least 70 people who were U.S. citizens” and detained or arrested many more. “ICE has not implemented a reliable system to track and correct its mistakes.” (Or: the purpose of a system is what it does.) [migrantinsider.com]

trump is going to get dog walked by Israel in to Iran getting the bomb isn’t he

these movies are about a badass network engineer, i assume

fuckin a man the pacers have made so many bad turnovers and sloppy plays tonight. they don’t have enough ball handlers to survive Hali being out. matherin in particular has been really disappointing offensively.

the amount of contempt vance has for everyone he's talking to — such that he'll say obvious nonsense as if he's fooling you — is genuinely remarkable

Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.

every hour until Election Day Andrew Cuomo will be endorsed by a worse and worse person. Like at 8pm tomorrow he's gonna get get endorsed by a Crypto influencer named "Da Anti-Woke Pedophile"

racial and sexual bias is when a straight white guy doesn’t get everything he wants ☹️

War in the Middle East? Haliburton in the news?

New Jersey Democratic Rep. Josh Gottheimer endorses the bombing of Iran

>elect right-wing populism >look inside >it's just George W Bush

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

Ras Baraka endorses Zohran Mamdani

I can’t fucking believe we’re doing this.

Among other things, if he had the votes, why wouldn't he try to do this legally? This is *very* unpopular. And that is going to matter.

This is so important and a lot of people have not caught up to the reality that Iran has proven utterly incapable of either projecting force or defending itself. That doesn’t make anything since Israel attacked them moral (quite the opposite) but radically changes incentives.

also lol at Hegseth in the back. bitchmade.

…that was it?

Mentality of whipped dogs.

from the NYT using Chris Rufo as their front-page editor to CEOs' insane crusade for RTO, to the readmission of almost every rapist unearthed by MeToo, to Democratic elites vicious turn against BLM, the cause of 2025 was the desperation of liberal elites to put their own throats under Trump's boot.

there's something profoundly funny that even his robot son hates him

debate sounds like a bad love language

He’s so cool

Mr. Mamdani do you recognize Skyrim's right to exist as a Nord state? Mr. Mamdani do you condemn the Forsworn? Mr. Mamdani will you honor the right of the Altmer, as the chosen race, to maintain their post-White-Gold Concordat territorial integrity?

they should go harass their own families then

“DEI” wth a hard R

Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

nonzero chance that neither the World Cup nor the 2028 Summer Olympics take place in the United States the way things are going

Time for a lot of folks to introspect about who pushed this story, why, and whether they should treat those parties with more scepticism going forward. There are bad faith actors at The Times etc but plenty of more neutral parties went for whatever fossil PR flacks were pushing. #energysky

Average Democratic leader: it seems to me the honorable president Donald Trump is a “high frequency traitor.” 62 year old grandma from Iowa City: we need to crush ice. Melt ice. Fry up the little piggies….. #oink #oink

This framing is beneath contempt. The Christian right and MAGA launched an unprecedented assault on the civil rights of a tiny minority and successfully weaponized the pseudoliberal establishment - led by the NYT - to provide it with a medical controversy pretext that doesn’t actually exist.

There is actually a very accurate historical document of the post-9/11 vibes. A clipart comic called Get Your War On. Click on through: www.mnftiu.cc/2001/10/09/w...