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was there a banner this time?
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The cool youth of the future thsnk you in advance for the super cool garage sale your family will have in the vety distant future
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And the weird thing is the rapture isnt in the bible but someone just made it seem like a thing...
That is why in canadian churches they never mention it
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this sounds like the branch of the evangelicals who believe the end of days and the rapture will be coming soon for them. Unrest in the middle east is key to that.
You can almost hear him salivating at the chance the world will finally end and he gets to meet jesus...he has some words for you mike
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Took a sec to go from sad to funny.
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I have no mental reference to this.... but drove that street a lot and will realize what you are talking about when im home in a few weeks ;)
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How do you like the neighbourhood? Looking for a house and see ones come up here once in a while.
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I couldnt figure out the contex of refering someone as this... now ot makes sense but there are better words.
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Or... feed your cat?
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I think i know a place where they can get these granit slabs that thry can have stuff carved into them and then stick them in the dirt as they reach various milestones... (my eyes hurt from rolling in my head reading about this stupidity)
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I don't see that last one going too well when it comes to hiking....
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now if we could only convince a MAGA enthusiast that they have won a Trump themed taco truck but need to sell them around Mar-a-Taco
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this is a new take on the white people taco night
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Rest in power you hairy little poutine!
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Well at least their gerbil poutine died last year and you dont have to hear what horrible things "poutine" did to thr couch
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I dont want to live in a world where bacon is spoken in a harsh tone.
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when we would name our pets, my brother and I made a rule that we would only name them something that we would feel comfortable yelling out the back door several times while wearing a bathrobe.
the cat was not called "cinnamon" but Simon...
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yup as they say the rot runs deep.
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though if something did happen, the power people around him would either weekend at burnies him or pull a Dave.
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we better make sure we avoid stairs....
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Will do...
Which end does it hit or is it a double beach head situation
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the funny thing is to pull this off, they will need Canada's help since the fastest way for a projectile to get to the continental US from China or Russia is over the pole and down across canada.
We are the critical early warning since sat coverage there is spotty at best.
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glad to hear you are feeling better and usually get to avoid people but will be seeing people on Thursday. hope I can still avoid it.
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Plus we know where the cookies were stashed cause we made our own lunch
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Not really... the truck treats better than moms freezer burned cheap ice milk
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we had no money and grew up in one of the richest areas of the city. My grandparents bought a house for my mom that was in an "excellent school zone".
we were given the option. we could have something from the truck or not have dessert for the rest of the week...
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I hear the only cure is oversized truck nuts.
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your mother lied to you and your cavity free teeth
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Par for the course if you wanta see some boobies...
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just wondering, does this mean those 100 guys now have to fight that gorilla in space?
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now I'm super curious what was playing on the screen when this happened.
I have seen videos of cats stalking birds in nature videos and then leaping up and destroying a tv.
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sorry, not my intention to upset anyone. But it does happen when tone and a non traditional approach to a joke can be greatly misinterpreted.
but I am quite happy to be a canadian and my family had decided to stay though they had other more lucrative options.
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Sorry... i am very thankful my grandfather decided to take a job in Canada and my grand mother took one look at that tall, gangly drink of water and got knocked up as soon as she could.
Plus my great grandfather was an avid hunter with access to plenty of shot guns ;)
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youtu.be/VjEq-r2agqc?...
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While in Canada, they are currently expanding dental services into our universal health care program.
sorry
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cats could if they have one of those extra fingers.... but even then they probably wouldn't due to being selfish assholes.
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So it looks like your country has now reached the "bread and circuses" point of the downfall of Rome.
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When do they ban iodine in salt? Im thinking those salt of the earth people of the midwest will truly show those coastal elites ;)
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Well...
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And pretty sure he thinks that penis only come with a turtle neck and not that weird standard hoodie which is then tailored to a cleaner look ;)
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Question... if women had tiny penises would they not have a womb too and ths child would grow in the penis like a watermellon grosing from the base of a flower? Doesnt seem to evolutionarly worked out...