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I loathe Donald, and have since the beginning. But I'll admit that even I am disappointed with his second administration. Like, WHY IS GAS SO EXPENSIVE? I FIGURED THE ONE THING WE COULD LOOK FORWARD TO WAS LOWER GAS PRICES! IT'S LIKE HAVING A DICTATOR WHO CAN'T MAKE THE TRAINS RUN ON TIME!

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Elon may be the first man in history to lie about having been beaten up by his X.

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To all the people currently saying "I thought he was just getting rid of the criminals", your assignment for the next election is to identify the people in your life who told you that he was not going to be targeting the criminals, and then do absolutely everything they tell you to do from now on.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

If justice is to continue being a thing, we'll need to wedgie this guy right now, make sure he lives to at least ninety-seven, and continue to wedgie him right up until he dies of terminal bifurcation.

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"Hey, ChatGPT: What's something that never happened? Answer as a segregationist drag-queen with no sense of grammar or economics."

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I always imagine the day-to-day at SpaceX involves Elon randomly strutting in, asking what the problem is, cutting off a rocket scientist mid-sentence, and saying, "You should overclock the LLM demographics! It's so SIMPLE!" And then he struts away and tells them they're launching tomorrow.

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Agent Timmy Liddell of the FBI is in the enviable position of running a secret department consisting of his dog, his teddy bear, his "imaginary" friend, his car, and the monster from his closet. College intern Terica Cabbagestalk is in the unenviable position of trying to join this team. #WIP

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The biggest miscalculation they made is how fascism only thrives in times of fear, AND WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE MUCH TO BE AFRAID OF!

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Here's a fun fact: Simply referring to it as the "Big, Beautiful Bill" just because that's how your doddering old master talks makes you sound like a slavish little idiot.

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Now that Sesame Street is going to be brought to us by the letter Netflix, I assume that the show is going to be about a cursed stretch of road inhabited by eldritch monsters and an arithmantic vampire who need a mortal to recite the twenty-six ciphers in order to usher in the end times.

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This is the kind of crap that comes from the "All Lives Matter" crowd: Rampant, violent racism paired with "YU DA AKSHUAL RACIST!" nonsense in the same breath.

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All of modern Doctor Who seems to be like... "Oh, no! A space noun is trying to verb the Earth with an adjective noun! The only way to stop this is with a guy who can do anything armed with a tool that can do anything in a vehicle that can do anything OH WAIT I GUESS IT'S TIME TO DO ANYTHING!"

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It’s fascinating seeing how the MAGAts legitimately thought that, after the election, Donald would simply crack the whip and bring America to heel. They can’t stand that there’s a rebellion against a tyrant, and that they don’t get to call themselves rebels.

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