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Godzilla and Kong really aren't all that bad.
They're Alien vs Predator.
It works on a couple levels.
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Well, both are apparently on the table at the moment, so let's hope for the best.
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Also, June 8th.
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THAT’S her beef?
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What did Crawly Hawley think was going to happen here?
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“Guys, I just thought of a cool nickname for me. I should be called the Dogefather. Right? Do you get it? Hey. Hey. Do you get it? Wouldn’t it be cool if everyone called me Dogefather? I should totally make a shirt that says ‘Dogefather’. …Do you get it?”
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That’s some great timing.
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I think the problem is that old Doctor Who used to be about the fantasy of doing amazing high concept sci-fi stuff, and now it’s about the fantasy of being the pretty girl who has the attention of the coolest guy in the universe.
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Was the Necronomicon with a combover the only one not in on the scam?
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And when you look at all the guys who openly criticize Donald (Sam Jackson, Dwayne Johnson, DeNiro, Sam Elliott, Dee Snyder, Bruce Fuckin' Springsteen...), I would definitely bet on them against the marshmallowy keeblers who kowtow to the MAGAts.
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Dollars to doughnuts, that's how he met Vance.
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To be clear, this isn't real: www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...
(But he probably still needs to come out already)
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You may be making mountains out of molehills.
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"Most" debates?
Does he ever come out looking good?
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How strange. Someone with a speech impediment told me that Elon is terrified of black eyes. He hates black eyes. Black eyes make him feel wildly inadequate. He wants to send all black eyes back where they came from.
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We don’t talk enough about how he’s failing dramatically, but covers up with sheer spectacle of evil.
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When we start to reverse all of Donald’s nonsense, and the oligarchs whine about being taxed into oblivion, just tell them “You can’t take it with you”, and tell them they’re dismissed.
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Does she seriously think that people are objecting to the idea of mortality?
What a slavish, simpering troll.
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If you moved on to "big fat wiener hands", you'll have officially rounded the bases of the only parts of him that aren't big and fat.
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The guy wrote two picture books casting himself as King Donald's magical wizard helper. Why do we need to talk about his height?
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He fails at everything he does. Changing names is the only thing no one bothers to shut him down on.
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That's not what Stormy tells us.
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So, he's never had a job before, and thinks that working one counts as a great sacrifice.
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Spoken like someone who has never given up anything.
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THIS IS THEM "HIDING" HIS MENTAL DECLINE?
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: He just doesn't understand how money works.
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If their takeaway isn't that stupid people are now openly saying "Know your place, peasants!", they're not very bright.
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"LGBTQ graduate majors"?
How do you major is LGBTQ graduation?
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"Take the child stars out into a field and get pictures of them hunkering down like they're about to drop a country album."
"How much crotch?"
"As much as you can manage."
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He repeats words a lot. It's like listening to an AI chatbot.
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Or maybe Putin's war is going so badly that he can no longer send Donald his weekly allowance.
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We'll see what happens when the Elon crowd realizes that it can be used to do their vapid, executive "jobs".
Elon isn't into empathy, after all, and that's one of the key things that separates us from AI.
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Maybe they could make up the difference by giving up avocado toast.
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Then WHY DO THEY FREAK OUT OVER PAPER STRAWS?
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We don't know if this is actually true.
Let's be honest: Donald is going after Harvard because he's a vile anti-intellectual fascist. He doesn't need any other reasons.
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“However will we solve this problem?”
“Our protagonist is a guy who can do anything armed with a tool that can do anything in a vehicle that can do anything.”
“And?”
“He’ll do the anything.”
“Okay, fine.”
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A lot of people are learning that there are far worse words in the English language than “I’m from the government; I’m here to help.”
“No one’s coming, suckers,” for example.