michaelboulerice.bsky.social
Horror broski, salty New Hampshirite, Archduke of Goofington Manor. FEEDING THE WHEEL OUT JULY '25 w/ Dead Sky Publishing. Hit the Linktree: https://linktr.ee/michaelboulerice
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THIS HAPPENED TO ME ONCE! Friggin Ventolin just wouldn't work on a flight to San Francisco
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I saw this in the Night Flight newsletter!
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Here we go. This took me like thirty minutes to jot down
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Let me see if I can find them in my phone. I bet they're still in there
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It's New Hampshire so it's gonna take three weeks for them to arrive
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Hahahahahahaha listen at least I'm emotionally honest enough to *know* I'm an idiot
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COUNTERPOINT: I personally do not deserve better than this
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Look at us. Twinsies
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We have such achy breaky sights to show you David
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Also fun fact: I conceptualized Lord of Doors staring at a painting while on a whole bunch of mushrooms. Like I literally had my notes app out and struggled to type in the notes as I was partying at my friend's house
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AHHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH HILARY!!!
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I mean come on that's not too far off from reality
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Sorry, alt text: Me holding a cup of coffee as I float in the pool, and then me looking like that famous James Brown mugshot as I float in the pool
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Okay so it came out in 1992 and he was a DJ before he was transformed, so chances are he was listening to one of these. Now I can't stop thinking about him slaughtering the public listening to John Secada
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You know he's listening to Blue by Eiffel 65
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Time to carve some celebratory turns with the speed board brah!
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Yes dude! Love to hear it!
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HAHAHAHAHA I just did a full rewatch and remember this one! A+++++++
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For me it's all about the weight. You know that boombox had like fifty-six DD batteries crammed into it. Must've been like holding a Geo Metro above his friggin head. That's love right there
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I don't want the best impression. Talent is for losers. I want an impression so bad it would get you tossed out of an open mic night
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Absolutely. Nothing like a sixer of room temperature Mickey's grenades to make you put in for that promotion and start hitting the gym because your current state of existence is just so god damned grim
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It's always some dude from out west who is used to the big mountains saying this. I can't count how many times I've shared a Wildcat chairlift with someone from CO/UT who was like "How is this mountain so gnarly. It's only 4K. You people are insane."
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LOL who said this
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Bro it's like living in soup
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Wait, does GlareBnB work better. The heat wave has broken me
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Listen the business concept for AirBnBoulerice was solid
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Say it two more times and I appear behind you in a bathroom mirror
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It's not a bit. You're just watching an episode of Being Michael Boulerice in which I play every character
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That's the mask! I bought it at K-E-I.com!
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Oh Todd that wasn't a dream. I walked into your room wearing a Todd mask
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Weirdly enough I'm never scared as it's happening. It feels normal, almost like all of my dreams are supposed to be like that, which...yeah that's weird. If I ever experience discomfort or flat out fear it's immediately after I wake up and before the details of the dream fade
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Oh yeah I get both of these fairly often. I don't think there's a secret to it, really. I can also barely follow GPS directions so I'm pretty sure I just hit my head too many times skateboarding as a kid
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Thank you Emma! Yeah this book is pretty much me on a platter. Also somehow managed to sell a novella with a prologue *and* an epilogue, so I think I was channeling some dark magic with this one
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Ayyyyyy happy eighteenth birthday you big galoot! Can't wait to chill with you again at Voidcon!