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Why am I constantly dreaming of an inescapable university that I can never graduate from.

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"The Comeback" is making a comeback!

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Thinking about him (David Lynch)

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Like Robin Hood but murdering for gender equality.

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Thinking about her (Catherine Deneuve)

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Millions of men do it

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The cat is watching the missiles on TV.

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Did you know that if you plant a tiny piece of bone and water it every day it will grow into a skeleton

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Watering an empty patch of ground

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Girls Gone Wild 4k restoration with newly recovered original piano score, now on Criterion Channel.

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The weather is _raging_ outside. It is amazing.

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“No one would have believed in the 25th year of the 21st century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own…”

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Anyway, I am making chocolate biscuits. As in "cookies", but not, because they're biscuits.

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Sorry guys it's just "the existential"

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Imagine you just started smashing it (whatever) repeatedly into your face

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"Sweeping and Dustin Hoffman" says auto-correct

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Bipolar and heavily invested in geopolitics.

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My phone told me I had beach memories from eight years ago, but it was just a random image of two hot girls in bikinis.

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BOMBS

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im going to need valium today

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This will get a fraction of the coverage but.

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We're still here.

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And so the world aches.

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Oh, I'm a disconnected manifold.

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So who's going to save the world, Russia or The Pope?

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No idea how characters in tv/movies have bottles full of pills. all mine are empty

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what if (kermit) frog was one of us

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sing hallelujah COME ON GET HAPPY

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I love when apps tell me to add friends

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When the cats want to be obnoxious they go jostle the blinds to let sunlight in at the exact trajectory to blind me with it.

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Here.

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Why am I constantly dreaming of an inescapable university that I can never graduate from.

"The Comeback" is making a comeback!

Thinking about him (David Lynch)

Like Robin Hood but murdering for gender equality.

Thinking about her (Catherine Deneuve)

Millions of men do it

The cat is watching the missiles on TV.

Did you know that if you plant a tiny piece of bone and water it every day it will grow into a skeleton

Watering an empty patch of ground

Girls Gone Wild 4k restoration with newly recovered original piano score, now on Criterion Channel.

The weather is _raging_ outside. It is amazing.

“No one would have believed in the 25th year of the 21st century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own…”

Anyway, I am making chocolate biscuits. As in "cookies", but not, because they're biscuits.

Sorry guys it's just "the existential"

Imagine you just started smashing it (whatever) repeatedly into your face

"Sweeping and Dustin Hoffman" says auto-correct

Bipolar and heavily invested in geopolitics.

My phone told me I had beach memories from eight years ago, but it was just a random image of two hot girls in bikinis.

BOMBS

im going to need valium today

This will get a fraction of the coverage but.

We're still here.

And so the world aches.

Oh, I'm a disconnected manifold.

So who's going to save the world, Russia or The Pope?

No idea how characters in tv/movies have bottles full of pills. all mine are empty

what if (kermit) frog was one of us

sing hallelujah COME ON GET HAPPY

I love when apps tell me to add friends

When the cats want to be obnoxious they go jostle the blinds to let sunlight in at the exact trajectory to blind me with it.

Here.

Apparently my ego is dissolving again, because that's clearly what I need THANKS CARL JUNG.

I looked at the sky and saw the stars

I don't hear much about NED KELLY much these days.

They say "even god rested on Sunday" but god didn't have shit to do.