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Happy Mother's Day from the man who loves mothers more than anyone www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhuW...

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

In da name of da Bear, da Bean and da holy bratwurst

Whosoever eats of my flesh and drinks of my blood shall have eternal life

Is dat yer pontiff?

All hail daaaaa Pope ‘Is dat yer pontiff?’ youtu.be/12kcpP-8jfM?...

Nathan Fielder's ability to make me laugh uncontrollably AND be close to tears in the same 60 minutes is unmatched and the fact that I cannot tell if ANY of it is real or just another layer of entertainment takes it to the next level. I don't think there is anyone else who can do what he does

Thank you Zouks for finally getting Americans on board with the best competition/comedy show of the last decade and welcome new fans. Go back and watch the previous series if you want to discover some truly hilarious people and also lil' Alex Horne

I don't know how to not feel anything but anger and hopelessness when the internet raises half a mill for racists yelling the hard R at a fuckin child

I have to resolve something stuck in my brain from this weeks Threemium… ‘your own, personal , silverware’ … reach out touch plates

wow. on may day of all days. fuck Vox

getting frustrated with my Pictionary partner bc im furiously drawing a skull and he won't say "3"

obviously the institution is not great but he was the best version of the Papacy we have ever seen and by all accounts was a pretty remarkable human. He stood up to bullies and was about as progressive as you're gonna get from Catholics. His love and compassion were laudatory. RIP Pope Francis

Happy #Easter Weekend! 🤣

is anyone interested in Setec Astronomy anymore?

I think this Coogler guy knows how to put a picture together! Sinners was amazing

Tyler Sheridan is just Shonda Rhimes for dudes

We had a Wet Day gift exchange on Reddit and my amazing gifter sent me this incredible painting of the many faces of @pftompkins.bsky.social done in the wettest medium, water colors! I love all the little details. Many Urkels to all who celebrate and may your day be as wet as your dreams! #WetDay

effective immediately tariff rates are to be determined by a chicken pooping on a grid of numbers or that octopus who picked World Cup winners

these people are taking Wet Day to the next fucking level!! www.wlky.com/article/loui...

whats the deal w Adam Scott and waffles? two different shows where waffles have been treated as a revered and celebrated food? this guys a real waffle-head, huh?

have they announced the next Newcomers season? b/c Lauren casually dropping a George Lazenby reference/joke on Threedom seems unlikely unless they are doing a Bond season. No way Lauren is watching Bond movies (especially old ones) unles she is forced to 😂

Also, every season needs to feature a Tramell Tillman sexy ass dance scene

Wow. everything about this season of Severance was great. The directing and cinematography were next level. All sorts of little homages to genres and asthetics. Loved the 70s thriller vibe of the finale. The acting, the story, I loved the whole thing. Cannot wait for the next season! #Severance

honestly, who cares about the JFK files? what are we gonna learn, that the CIA did fucked up, illegal shit??? 🤯that the mob sanctioned violence???😮 We have a legit full fascist takeover occuring in real time, I cannot bring myself to care about trivia

I feel bad for these scientists but I think we can all agree...nuke the base, kill anything that moves...including the dog

Let's all congratulate the Chief Justice on joining the Leopard Face Eating party

none percent chance he spends a dollar of his own money to support someone else

Canadians sending back alcohol is the clearest sign yet that America is fucked!