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michaelseanb.bsky.social
an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a vest
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Thanks Dr Ratzmor! -Bernice Palmer
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Sam has done some truly heinous things to contestants over the years but forcing Lisa Gilroy to not be silly for 45 min is truly the worst thing he's ever done.
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is it even possible for a Slim Jim to go bad? its 75% salt and preservatives
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I can't remember the last time I went to see a movie in theaters twice until Sinners. Amazing theater experience on Imax
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this fuckin story has got me close to breaking, I don't know how much more of this bullshit I can take
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gutted. her music was on nearly every mixtape I made in HS and college. what an amazing artist gone too soon
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where was Jan's joke this week? is there a mailing list or a substack I can sub to get Jan's weekly joke?
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inch for inch, you gotta be the funniest person in comedy. theres no one smaller or funnier
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This year is gonna be tough to pick best ofs bc its been C+ eps every week. Also @scottaukerman.bsky.social when will we get the CBB Presents Kushtopia show??? Everyone wants it (toot toot)
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I manage my addiction by alternating weeks between Balatro and Slay the Spire
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Have a great weekend friends. Here is a video of Santa Claus and Elphaba singing Islands in The Stream. Want to see Varietopia in Los Angeles or on tour? Get tickets here: bit.ly/varietix #varietopia
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I love this show so much! anyway, this is for Timmy's AI request (maybe you can post it to Stan Man's Pan n Flan Only Flans)
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Love Take Me Down (To the Streets) is one of the great songs of all time
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I hope that the razor they used to shave your belly was not too rusty lest tetanus
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I dunno, everything I ever bought there was filled with clumps of hair
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I'm all in on Chinese Gallagher aka Shaolin aka Henry Lu
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said the liar
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this is my new favorite recurring bit